Why Did Stolas Think Striker Was Blitzo's 'friend', Anyway? Was That Supposed To Be Sarcasm Or Something?

why did Stolas think Striker was Blitzo's 'friend', anyway? was that supposed to be sarcasm or something?

M&M literally fought Striker to a standstill to save his ungrateful ass (seriously frustrated Blitzo didn't point out he sent M&M to help when Stolas had the gall to be like 'but you didn't come save me in person so obviously you don't care!')

He thinks all imps are friends or related. Stolas expects MnMs servitude at all times. “Blitzy is my knight in shining armour not you littler ones” hasn’t budged on that.

I didn’t even think this was real merch until I saw others posting about it. I am appalled….its not 2016 anymore

Suicide jokes aren’t funny and they never were.

From someone who almost lost people to suicide and who had been suicidal themselves, fuck you Viv.

WHAT.

No. Absolutely fucking not.

Who in their right mind would think this is funny? Or appropriate for official merch? Vivienne Medrano, you're a ridiculous child who never grew out of your mean girl stage.

First we had the "funny" mug of Loona hitting Moxxie and her own father (because abuse is only funny when it's done by favored characters), and now THIS bullshit? Good fucking lord, someone please get me a Tylenol.

Rebecca Sugar is working on that adventure time movie oh we’re about to DIE

She’s by far my favorite female character in HB as someone who still hasn’t gotten over a person in almost three years, she’s a champ and I love her for this party 🥹🫡🫡🫡

Was Verosika supposed to be in the wrong for hosting a party that literally helps people cope with the pain of someone hurting them?

This is a post dedicated to the fact that Blitzø's rapist attended to a party themed to hating him, sang a song calling him a motherfucker, but we're supposed to find him sympathetic.

Me 🤧

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