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The happiness I felt when I saw this

“Domestic abuse survivors see how you talk about Stolas” bitch I am a domestic abuse survivor, that’s why I hate Stolas. Stolas is a shockingly accurate depiction of my abuser (constantly treating his partner as less than, insisting he cares about his partner even though he constantly dehumanises his partner even though his partner very clearly communicates that he doesn’t want that, playing the victim and guilting his partner whenever his partner is like hey I don’t like you doing this, etc etc).

"Apology Tour really reeks of hypocrisy because it chastises Blitzo for not caring about those he hurts while letting Stolas all this season do the same thing and even excuses him. Seriously, this is the same man who blatantly stated he didn't feel any remorse for cheating because he felt it didn't hurt his wife even though she blatantly was pissed and it did as well affect his daughter. The guy is a hypocritical narcissistic pos who is coddled by the narrative to never realize his full actions."

"I feel like people victim blame Blitz and a lot of fans (even Vivziepop herself) infantilize Stolas and make him out to be this "uwu gay smol bean can do no wrong" when in reality he's a rich classist racist rapist."

"Stolitz is unshippable to me because of the weird classist undertones and the victim-blaming Blitz is put through. That rich owl deserves nothing!"

So i just went onto tiktok for the first time (didnt have the app)

The amount of things i see about CHILDREN not teens, going to a convention, is fucking insane. I saw teachers or aids talking about elementary schoolers are singing songs from this show. Parents are theming BIRTHDAY PARTIES around this.....😰

To millennial parents who are about my age. I understand growing up the way we did with grandparents who were catholic or christian or just strict sucked. It felt like we had no freedom. So we just went behind our parents backs and watched South Park, Family Guy, or youtubers like Shane Dawson. That doesnt mean that now, when we are adults, should just shrug and let these kids watch this content. Just because you say "eh i watched worse 🤡 and i turned out ok" does NOT mean you should be letting your children watch this. Guided or not, this puts children DIRECTLY in front of adults in an adult space with other adults who may want to hurt your child. As someone who had a friend who had parents like you, please stop. My friends content consumption put all of us in danger when a real irl predator used Shane Dawson to relate to my friend when we were in highschool. He traveled over states with a rape kit. And to minors who may see this post and go "eh not that bad" im going to explain what Rape is in detail. Because im seeing that elementary kids are making Rape jokes now.

TW for adults. Im only doing this because the amount of disrespect i saw from these kids who obviously DO NOT understand the gravity of what they are seeing.

Rape is when someone violently forces you to have sex. What is rape really? It is when a person hurts your private parts and sometimes your insides sometimes to the point of bleeding. It is not fun. It is not sexy. It is very embarrassing. and it is painful FOREVER.

You kids who are watching this. Understand that when adults say you are not mature enough. We are not trying to hurt you. We care so much about you and dont want this to happen to you. Many of us that are angry are angry BECAUSE we were the kids who were watching things when we should not have in middle school. I was darred by my middle school trailer park friends to watch 2 girls 1 cup. I was 12. they were 10. My mom had no idea but one of the boys moms was right there.

My point is we are now all affected by what we saw and the consequences of thinking we were "more mature for our age" . What you kids dont know is that these consequences wont come to get you until you are around 23 and trust me they hit harder than you can ever imagine.

Please be safe. Please keep these kids safe. Please educate these fucking kids on this fucking subject or we are going to have so many victims and so many little rapists. who are going to, you mark my words, start young because rn they think its a joke.

Seeing people defend Stolas hurts because he reminds me of my abuser who I would argue doesn't exactly victimize himself but he blames others for his actions and other people victimize him.

Why are they so UGLY 👁️👁️

This last one makes me wanna gargle acid 💀

I made the mistake of not blocking out the name because I was reblogging a post I commented on. And some lunatic tagged me in a comment that ended up on a super popular helluva stan Twitter. I didn’t even know about this till today. I’m super mad because this person that tagged me in a comment on something I DO NOT agree with at all.

Soft reminder: I know we like calling out posts for their shitty opinions but we really should think to do the courtesy of blocking out names as it doesn't make us seem like the nicest of people. It just gives ammo to the stans to discredit us. I know it takes extra effort and I know people wonder why bother since it's public anyway but let's not get accused of starting witch hunts / harassment. People aren't going to listen to us if they think we harass people.

The 3 Episodes That Show Why Stolas' Current Redemption Arc is Doomed to Fail and Stolitz is a Failed Relationship:

INSTANCE 1.

EPISODE 2 OF SEASON 1:

[LOO LOO LAND]

While he does have his perv moments in Loo Loo Land (will insult that in another post), his most notorious one for me is how he addresses Blitz after being nearly 'attacked':

Here he flat out calls Blitz his 'knight in shining armor' (meaning he did only invite him to live out some weird fantasy of being saved by him) and refers to the 2 people who helped him as 'littler ones'. But he TOTALLY doesn't look down on imps guys, he said so in the newer HB episode.

INSTANCE 2.

EPISODE 5 OF SEASON 1:

[THE HARVEST MOON FESTIVAL]

Here he already acts like an ass from the getgo, but I'd like to point out something Blitz says at the start:

"When this happens it's not something I really fuss about"

This sentence implies that Stolas has pulled this last second call back on the book before despite knowing Blitz needs it just as much to keep his business alive. While here it's done because he has to do the festival ceremony, this means that there's a chance he's pulled this more than once solely to get a quick fuck or because he stupidly decided to forget he's a prince and needs that family heirloom to do his job.

And what was his response to this?

If this thing is so damn important then WHY do you use it as a token solely to make this guy sleep with you?

And lets not forget that Blitz ONLY agreed to go to this thing not to be around Stolas, but due to his employees being from there:

(and this was Stolas' response to Blitz telling him that he wouldn't be able to do his job regardless' granted he does say he doesn't give a crap about the clients the fact he even responded like this was lowkey kinda rude and condescending)

(it's said as 'I'm sowwy your cwients will have to wait~' but the auto subtitles didn't catch it right)

INSTANCE 3.

EPISODE 1 SEASON 2.

[THE CIRCUS]

For our last mini glimpse we'll be looking at the episode in which this gaslighting journey begins; skipping towards THAT scene:

Imagine seeing a childhood friend you haven't heard from since you were a child and automatically assuming that they came to fuck you instead of assuming they were coming to say hi.

Like I'm sorry, but it's VERY weird to me that they have him act like this with Blitz when the last time they saw each other they were kids.

(and even then blitz was only there because stolas' dad bought him for the dude as a birthday gift)

(plus this was how he reacted to being asked if he was there to ravage him. The seduction stuff was flat out wrong, but from the getgo he had NO intent to have sex with Stolas until he felt bad for him AFTER getting what he came there for in the first place.)

And thus we reach the end of the post; I certain I didn't cover as much as I wanted (because I refuse to sit through HB again because I'll just get mad at how hard the story nosedived) but these scenes here stuck with me the most.

Here he makes it clear that:

He only sees Blitz as someone who can get him off

He doesn't care about the business he's trying to run

He sees Blitz as his 'knight in shining armor' and deliberately put himself AND his daughter in danger solely to put himself in situations that force Blitz to save him

He sees any other imps besides Blitz as meaningless, given how he called Moxxie and Millie 'you littler ones' despite them helping him

But I'LL be the asshole if I remind any of the stans this despite it happening on screen for everyone to see-

Lol

Lmao even

REVIEW OF SHORT 3 FROM HELLUVA BOSS

I liked it, ngl. It was funny, it wasn't written by Vivziepop, and it was overall fun to watch Blitz get his own solo mission!

But yknow, his interaction with the weeb felt... Familiar.

Very....

Very....

Familiar.

But other than that, 7/10 certified banger ✨️✨️

Also last gripe:

First Blitz sucks with sex and can't use the crystal because they imply he has to tongue it everytime-

Now they just show him giving it a little rub and now he can use it no problem on his own with no backup

Like they said you're supposed to be intimate with the stupid thing for it to work yet he just gives it a .5 second stroke and boom a portal appears no hassle

Does this guy suck at sex or not or was that crystal schtick an excuse to not only drag Blitz and say he sucks at oral but also give a reason to sexualize Moxxie for no reason other than 'lol'

"I hate how the show treats Blitz like he’s awful and Stolas is a good guy. This whole “relationship” is based on a coercive sex deal, where Stolas demeans Blitz (at least in the first season) and has him continue fucking him once a month so he can keep his business. Nobody should care about Stolas’s fEeLiNgS when Blitz doesn’t reciprocate and calls him out or whatever BLITZ DOESN’T OWE HIM SHIT"

I adore these designs. I can't stop watching her redesigns. I want to see more and more of her original stuff to.

Can we just talk about how Great these designs are?!

I just love @lovesart23 's designs, they don't get enough love! She should be the artist/designer! Or at least help with design direction.

Background characters love

The background characters designs look cooler than the main cast!

In my interpretation Stolas and Starlla are dead and Octavia is a ruler of Ars-Goetia with her Knights/Bodyguards Shax (who loves Blitzø and Blitzø loves him back) and Platius a envious Ars-Goetia Platypus with four eyes).

"I know for sure Stolitz is gonna become canon but like... why? Where's the connection? They barely know each other. Blitz was right to think it's always been about sex to Stolas - I mean, was Stolas the one to initiate the deal? Yes? Did the bird ever respect his boundaries? No?? Is Stolas racist towards imps? Yes??? Then why tf should they date, especially since this relationship was built on manipulation and rape? Is it because it's gay? Someone please explain."

Making Fiends is a Cartoon about two girls who misunderstand each other, not a cartoon about two Lesbian Autistic girls ( i do not think Vendetta Vladimira and Charlotte Charlston are Lesbians, for me, they are Bissexuals but they're discover this in the adulthood, and for me Vendetta is Autistic), which it is very offensive, considering the fact that the son of a bitch, who I don't need to say who he is because everyone already knows, is a harasser, racist, anti-Semitic, homophobic, transphobic, ableist, zoophile, pedophile and a hypocrite who made some humanshit whining about someones who criticize him for his sinful actions.

In my rewrite, Alastor isn't voodoo practitioner, he is a radio controller, to the point of manipulating sinners to face the kings of hell.

Hey Viv, Disney called, they want their voodoo witch doctor back.

Sorry but it's true :(

I just want cool assassination fight scene dude and it's not there anymore (miss my boy moxxie)

Views are lower than ever. Helluva Boss used to get over ten million views in a day or two. Despite the "imp assassins plotline would get stale" (not true + cope + as if constant annoying melodrama doesn't get draining and stale lightning quick) bs that the stolitz echo chamber likes to parrot at people with critical thinking, it's clear that the shift to DRAMedy has caused Helluva Boss to nosedive at terminal velocity towards irrelevancy.

They wasted the fun concept of a ragtag group of lower class hellborn demons being hitmen-for-hire for bitter sinners- growing closer and confronting their traumas as a found family while on their missions- while also battling the systematic obstacles they face as the lowest classes of demons in Hell.

These plot elements are mere blips that are either rushed to oblivion or completely ignored in order to make more room for the stolitz soap opera.

Hate to break it to some of y'all, but shows (cartoons especially) gravitating from wacky comedy with character arcs sprinkled throughout to melodrama that has nothing to offer but "sad moments", crumbs of lore, and shipping slop has been done to death since the early 2010's. Nobody wants that shit anymore because it's overdone and exhausting to sit through, especially when the comedy bits aren't even funny.

The 'Your playbills are delayed' letter if Mario wrote it