If You Say Nya, Youre A Bottom

if you say nya, you’re a bottom

if you say awoo, you’re a bottom who lies about being verse

because the world is not a nice place for grownups, putting it bluntly

sure no person is an island, and some parents do a worse job at preparing their kids for the real world, but we all gotta look out for number one when it comes right down to it

t. My parents were telling me something when I found myself refusing to grow out of being a Mama's boy

To be honest.. if more children were shown from birth that they are loved, cared for, and listened no matter their gender we might not have some of the problems we have now.  

I know this is the snake from that J-Lo Anaconda movie but if it was alive today Tumblr would be like "awwww big mlep noodle"

Titanoboa, meaning “titanic boa,” is an extinct genus of snakes that is known to have lived in present-day La Guajira in northern Colombia. Fossils of Titanoboa have been found in the Cerrejón Formation, and date to around 58 to 60 million years ago. The giant snake lived during the Middle to Late Paleocene epoch, a 10-million-year period immediately following the Cretaceous-Paleogene extinction event. The only known species is Titanoboa cerrejonensis, the largest snake ever discovered, which supplanted the previous record holder, Gigantophis. The largest individuals of T. cerrejonensis found had a total length around 12.8 m (42 ft) and weighed about 1,135 kg (2,500 lb; 1.12 long tons; 1.25 short tons).

Usually. They're also people who have had reality hit them over the head with it to make them learn.

The people who say “life’s not fair, get over it” are usually the people who are directly making life unfair.

who here was on tumblr 4+ years ago