No-time-for-your-stupid - NoTimeforYourStupid

Kipps: Get your fucking teammate bitch!

Lockwood: It don’t bite.

Kipps: Yes it do!

Lucy: *currently going apeshit*

What in the Lockwood & Co

I became mildly obsessed with making a haiku out of Taylor Swifts “Clara Bow” because the line:

You look like Taylor

Swift In this light We're loving

it, You've got edge (she never did)

Is almost a haiku but it doesn’t make any since with ‘she’ and it doesn’t have the right amount of syllables without, which was pissing me the fuck off. So obviously I had to make a haiku out of some part of the song…

Easy right? To make a haiku out of a few lines? It’s just 17 syllables, it can’t be that hard.

I had so much trouble and all I managed to come up with was this:

Take the glory, give

everything Promise to be

dazzling, you look like…

Which, while I do like it, you have to know it in the context of the song. Like if you heard this or saw this somewhere, it wouldn’t make since. Which is just really annoying.

Ugh I hate poetry

My submission for the Lockwood & Co Disney AU exchange we did over on the Chaos Discord!

I had a lot of ideas for this one, my assignment was the Little Mermaid with Lockwood as Ariel and it was so fun!

I may add some more to this idea in the future but for now here is the finished product: A mermaid prince Lockwood enamored with the mysterious young artist he spots doing some rather risky plein-air painting at sea

we need to give the words "read" (present tense) and "read" (past tense) different spellings because of my fucking god this one gets me every time. its awful.