Still Waiting For A Patrochilles Disney Movie That Would, Finally, End With Them Both Together, Alive

Still waiting for a Patrochilles disney movie that would, finally, end with them both together, alive and happy.

I had a dream the greeks built a fort on the beach, and there was the space to build three towers. Achilles had said that they should build three small towers, one for him, one for Odysseus and one for Agamemnon (or Patroclus ? Idk).

Then Achilles died and Agamemnon started to build one huge tower for himself only.

I woke up and thought, “that is so Agamemnon.”

Oh no you are about to board one hell of a train wreck my friend

what’s this song of achilles?

Now i wanna see a wizard cook and use his gun to stir his soup

Everyone thought that the mass-production of Firearms would render Magic obsolete in battle, but Spellcasters have adapted. Instead of casting from a wand, most mages now cast from their gun.

How about we compromise with the historians and say that Patroclus and Achilles were “friends with the benefit of being in love”

Maybe they won’t notice it actually means they’re gay lovers.. maybe.

What if i shipped your body to a desolate and fucked up explorer

while you were exploring each other’s bodies I was exploring this desolate and fucked up space ship