I Read Lightning Thief This Week And Rick Riordan Missed A Great Opportunity.

I read lightning thief this week and Rick Riordan missed a great opportunity.

In my opinion, when Percy being Poseidon’s son stopped being a big sea-cret, Percy could’ve really broken out all his fish puns.

Like whenever he’s in a situation and he suspects something bad will happen, he could’ve said, “something fishy’s going on here and it isn’t my breath.”

Or, when something really bad happens, “it’s ofishial, i’m screwed.”

And, at any minor inconvenience, “for heaven’s hake!”

Before battling anyone: “ I don’t want to fight, i’m a pacifisht !”

Just.. fish puns. You know what i’m talking aboat ?

Apollo:

This bitch (armor) empty (it contains Patroclus)

Y E E T

(off the wall)

This was my overall understanding of season one of good omens:

Hey what if when you get a new cat all of their past lives’ ghosts follow it and that’s why at 2am your cat starts to run around everywhere- What if they’re playing with their past lives?

“According to me, Persephone is a thousand times more beautiful than them all.” You say.

Hades gives you a high-five and lets you into Elysium.

You stand before Hades to be judged, and he is confused by the events of your death. When asked about it, You answer “Athena, Aphrodite, and Hera came to me asking whom I thought was the most beautiful. They didn’t like my answer.”

The fact that everyone from the Hermes cabin is sad they can’t steal stuff in Last Olympian is very funny to me because not all of them are children of Hermes, some of them are just like that naturally