I Read Lightning Thief This Week And Rick Riordan Missed A Great Opportunity.

I read lightning thief this week and Rick Riordan missed a great opportunity.

In my opinion, when Percy being Poseidon’s son stopped being a big sea-cret, Percy could’ve really broken out all his fish puns.

Like whenever he’s in a situation and he suspects something bad will happen, he could’ve said, “something fishy’s going on here and it isn’t my breath.”

Or, when something really bad happens, “it’s ofishial, i’m screwed.”

And, at any minor inconvenience, “for heaven’s hake!”

Before battling anyone: “ I don’t want to fight, i’m a pacifisht !”

Just.. fish puns. You know what i’m talking aboat ?

Gotta love prophets.

Your life’s purpose is to warn people, to tell them what can go wrong. You can’t tell them exactly how, though, so you make up a cryptic poem and hope they’ll understand what to do.

Sometimes, it is your words that trigger the actions that cause someone’s demise.

No matter what you do and how much you want to help people avoid the worst, sometimes your actions are the reason someone dies.

Also some of them are idiots with zero ability for literary analysis. (Looking at you Odysseus)

I tried coming out as ace to my mom this week.

She told me, “aren’t you a bit young to know that ?”

Maybe. But aren’t babies a bit young for adults to decide for them that one day they must absolutely have sex ?

WILD of them to make David Tennant wear such an amazing outfit for less than an episode

AND THEY MADE HIM SING IT WAS WONDERFUL

I just need an entire spinoff and two movies about the shenanigans Nanny Ashtoreth and Brother Francis got into together with little Warlock

I just finished season one, love these two idiots! I hope they’ll kiss

Just started watching Good Omens! I’ll let yall know how it goes

Just with this i can sense so much trouble brewing. Aphrodite is known to be pretty petty, so she’d probably make sure to mess up every mortal romance to make the underworld have even more living people than dead souls.

Tired of love stricken mortals making up a sizable chunk of the underworld’s traffic, Hades decides to help mortals with their love problems before Aphrodite can answer them. It turns out that mortals are a lot more satisfied with Hades’ help than with Aphrodite’s.