I Read Lightning Thief This Week And Rick Riordan Missed A Great Opportunity.

I read lightning thief this week and Rick Riordan missed a great opportunity.

In my opinion, when Percy being Poseidon’s son stopped being a big sea-cret, Percy could’ve really broken out all his fish puns.

Like whenever he’s in a situation and he suspects something bad will happen, he could’ve said, “something fishy’s going on here and it isn’t my breath.”

Or, when something really bad happens, “it’s ofishial, i’m screwed.”

And, at any minor inconvenience, “for heaven’s hake!”

Before battling anyone: “ I don’t want to fight, i’m a pacifisht !”

Just.. fish puns. You know what i’m talking aboat ?

Just with this i can sense so much trouble brewing. Aphrodite is known to be pretty petty, so she’d probably make sure to mess up every mortal romance to make the underworld have even more living people than dead souls.

Tired of love stricken mortals making up a sizable chunk of the underworld’s traffic, Hades decides to help mortals with their love problems before Aphrodite can answer them. It turns out that mortals are a lot more satisfied with Hades’ help than with Aphrodite’s.

Just started watching Good Omens! I’ll let yall know how it goes

“According to me, Persephone is a thousand times more beautiful than them all.” You say.

Hades gives you a high-five and lets you into Elysium.

You stand before Hades to be judged, and he is confused by the events of your death. When asked about it, You answer “Athena, Aphrodite, and Hera came to me asking whom I thought was the most beautiful. They didn’t like my answer.”

Hell yeaaaah i’ve been shipping them since book 1 !!!

She did kiss her mom’s uncle’s son but that doesn’t matter some greek gods have done worse

(Looking at you, Zeus.)

Hey what if when you get a new cat all of their past lives’ ghosts follow it and that’s why at 2am your cat starts to run around everywhere- What if they’re playing with their past lives?