You Are Absolutely Right

You are absolutely right

The fact that everyone from the Hermes cabin is sad they can’t steal stuff in Last Olympian is very funny to me because not all of them are children of Hermes, some of them are just like that naturally

Hell yeaaaah i’ve been shipping them since book 1 !!!

She did kiss her mom’s uncle’s son but that doesn’t matter some greek gods have done worse

(Looking at you, Zeus.)

It could’ve been worse, i could’ve found out i was dating Zeus by getting murdered by Hera.

“I’m sorry I’m dating, who?!” You say in shock. You just found out your girlfriend was the greek goddess Hera, how? By her ex husband Zeus arriving at your door and threatening you to give her back. This is going to be a long day…

I just finished season one, love these two idiots! I hope they’ll kiss

Just started watching Good Omens! I’ll let yall know how it goes

I think this means something along the lines of “give ‘help’ that actually isn’t that helpful”

Because of the expression of “throwing rope to someone” where you help them out, but instead of helping them out, the “rope” (aka the “help”) actually “hangs” the person who needs help.

Aka it’s a fake gift that is actually harmful?

Idk this is my own take on it but it might be wrong

Throw enough rope until the legs have swung

i literally can't comprehend this one sentence what does this mean?? can someone explain it to me

I read lightning thief this week and Rick Riordan missed a great opportunity.

In my opinion, when Percy being Poseidon’s son stopped being a big sea-cret, Percy could’ve really broken out all his fish puns.

Like whenever he’s in a situation and he suspects something bad will happen, he could’ve said, “something fishy’s going on here and it isn’t my breath.”

Or, when something really bad happens, “it’s ofishial, i’m screwed.”

And, at any minor inconvenience, “for heaven’s hake!”

Before battling anyone: “ I don’t want to fight, i’m a pacifisht !”

Just.. fish puns. You know what i’m talking aboat ?