Kaveh: Y/n And I Are The Main Characters. So That Means We Are Love Interests!

Kaveh: Y/n and I are the main characters. So that means we are love interests!

Al haitham: yeah, then what are we? *Pointing at Cyno, Tighnari and himself*

Kaveh: You boys, are the homosexual supporting cast.

Dr. Ratio: the worst thing about idiocy is that you can't explain it to an idiot.

Y/n: damn, it must be hard to explain it to yourself then.

Dr. Ratio: what?

Y/n: what?

Y/n: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.

Roxana: we're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Y/n: yes!

Dion: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

Y/n: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Kaveh a little bit.

Al haitham , holding Y/n's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Y/n: No, that's our joint tombstone.

Al haitham : My mistake.

Kaveh: Valentine's day is just consumerist day that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Y/n: I wrote you a poem.

Kaveh, already tearing up: you did?

Dino Classico with a Medea!reader.

I love her, I want to be like her.

So... English it's not my first language and I did this like at 1am so please spare me if you see any errors ✋

The younger daughter and now-formed duchess of a very famous noble family.

Known by her beauty, incredible intelligence, and fighting skills, you were a common topic between the nobles and commoners.

Some people called you a "wicked" woman who wouldn't hesitate to get rid of the ones who got in her way. Others called you a genius with an intellect that not everyone could understand.

Receiving marriage proposals was something far from new to you. The thing that actually managed to get your interest was a letter from Dino Classico, asking for your hand in marriage.

Now that was on the borderline weird; why would he suggest something like that?. The first encounter with the gray-headed vampire almost ended with his throat getting slit open by your sword—oppsie!.

After that...small accident, the only times you both coincided were in some flashy celebration held by some aristocrat. And even then, there was nothing else exchanged aside from a formal bow and a few words.

So, why in seven hells is he asking you for a marriage?.

Your doubts cleared after finishing reading said letter.

He stated that the main reason he wanted to marry you was because he needed a mother for his child and that he thought you'd be a very good influence for him and a great intellectual stimulation for the little creature.

You sighed. Wasn't the child around 6 or 7 years old? Knowing Dino Classico, it was not that hard to imagine the amount of stress and pressure the young boy must be carrying on his small shoulders.

However, even with how much you empathized with the kid, you couldn't bring yourself to put all your work aside—as well as your title as the duchess—just to become the nanny/mother of the kid.

So, as expected, you rejected the proposal. But the vampire lord was a bit more stubborn than you remember.

It took him almost 8 months for you to accept. He won't admit it, but you were the first woman to put him under such circumstances—he even had to invite you for some tea on multiple occasions and try to court you—what a handful of women you are.

However, moving to the domestic family life part...

Theodore took a liking to you more quickly than you expected; even when you visited the Classico house, you never saw him—Dino said that he was studying—and finally met each other a few hours before the wedding, a very awkward moment you prefer not to remember.

The second time you met him was while you were sword training. He sat under one of the trees nearby, placing the heavy book on his lap, and just read. 

Although the texts and concepts in the pages seemed very uninteresting in your presence. 

Theodore didn't know how or when he stopped reading and placed all his attention in you, those big round eyes staring at you. 

It wasn't the first time he saw you handling a sword; he likes to take a little sneak peek from one of the big windows, watching from afar. And seeing you from up close was a whole new experience for his innocent heart.

He was amazed; you made it look so easy and elegant, as if the heavy metal was as light as a feather.

When you were taking a break, he approached, standing before you, his small fingers gripping into the book he was holding for dear life in a silly attempt to control himself.

"How can you do that?" Was the only thing that escaped from his lips, and with such an insignificant question, both of you started a very good relationship. 

Sometimes he walked into your office to ask some questions or to tell you about the new things he learned, and you always listened and gave him the praise he needed to hear. 

He was a kid after all; even when acting so mature, he needed someone to talk with, a proper mother figure to take care of him, and having you around was the best thing for the child—even when you doubted about your skills to raise a kid.

Theodore was very fond of you, and you were very fond of Theodore.

And Dino couldn't be more pleased when his butler informed him about the good news.

Speaking of him, he also took a link to you almost as fast as Theodore. 

You were capable of handling him like you handled your swords, with discipline, strength, and elegance.

You were the only one in this godforsaken earth to overpower him, not only in strength but in personality as well.

His previous wives weren't capable of that. But neither he nor you blame them; both of you know that Dino Classico is not a sweetheart in the slightest.

But that was fine with you; you can always fix him or make him worse.