Y/n: Look, I Know You Think My Judgement's Clouded Because I Like Kaveh A Little Bit.

Y/n: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Kaveh a little bit.

Al haitham , holding Y/n's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Y/n: No, that's our joint tombstone.

Al haitham : My mistake.

Gojo: what do you do for a living?

Y/n: existing against my will

Gojo:...

Y/n:...

Gojo: same

X: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?

Y/n: We're chopsticks

X: Uh... Well, that's cute!

X: Does that mean the you two snuggle together perfectly?

Dion: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other one is good for is stabbing.

Kaveh: Y/n and I are the main characters. So that means we are love interests!

Al haitham: yeah, then what are we? *Pointing at Cyno, Tighnari and himself*

Kaveh: You boys, are the homosexual supporting cast.

Y/n: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.

Roxana: we're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Y/n: yes!

Dion: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

Kaveh: Valentine's day is just consumerist day that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Y/n: I wrote you a poem.

Kaveh, already tearing up: you did?