X: So... Who's The Big Spoon And Who's The Little Spoon?

X: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?

Y/n: We're chopsticks

X: Uh... Well, that's cute!

X: Does that mean the you two snuggle together perfectly?

Dion: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other one is good for is stabbing.

Kaveh: Valentine's day is just consumerist day that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Y/n: I wrote you a poem.

Kaveh, already tearing up: you did?

Y/n: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Kaveh a little bit.

Al haitham , holding Y/n's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Y/n: No, that's our joint tombstone.

Al haitham : My mistake.

Gojo: what do you do for a living?

Y/n: existing against my will

Gojo:...

Y/n:...

Gojo: same

Behold, the big dragon sovereign.

I've been thinking...

I've been thinking about neuvillette with a mermaid!reader, I think it would be a very interesting (and cute) dynamic <3