Odesseia - Odesseia

X: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?

Y/n: We're chopsticks

X: Uh... Well, that's cute!

X: Does that mean the you two snuggle together perfectly?

Dion: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other one is good for is stabbing.

Jeremy: in my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Roxana: wasn't y/n with you as well?

Y/n: in my defense, I was also left unsupervised

Kaveh: Valentine's day is just consumerist day that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Y/n: I wrote you a poem.

Kaveh, already tearing up: you did?

Y/n: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Kaveh a little bit.

Al haitham , holding Y/n's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Y/n: No, that's our joint tombstone.

Al haitham : My mistake.

Dr. Ratio: the worst thing about idiocy is that you can't explain it to an idiot.

Y/n: damn, it must be hard to explain it to yourself then.

Dr. Ratio: what?

Y/n: what?