Desperately Hoping They Give Us Bimbo Bruce In The Next Movie

desperately hoping they give us bimbo bruce in the next movie

We don't appreciate the fact that Bruce Wayne is a Kardasian level celebrity enough. Everyone knows him. I want more one shots and crack fic moments where the League (Pre identity reveals) just openly talk about Bruce Wayne in front of Batman.

Just imagine them playing fuck, marry, kill with famous actors and such and throwing Bruce into the mix. And Batman just sits there, silently suffering as he listens to the reasons why Flash and Lantern would marry, fuck, or kill him. He prays they choose kill. They don't.

By some twist of fate, Wally overhears Shazam admit that he has 6 siblings and Hal overhears Batman saying to Superman—in a very broken, tired, fatherly mansplaining tone—that he has 7 children.

Dots are connected. This does not end well for anyone.

the next pokemon remake we’re gonna get is obviously gonna be black/white but that probably won’t be until nintendo releases there next hand-held:

red / blue (gb) >>> fire red / leaf green (gba)

gold / silver (gbc) >>> heart gold / soul silver (ds)

ruby / sapphire (gba) >>> alpha ruby / omega sapphire (3ds)

diamond / pearl (ds) >>> brilliant diamond / shining pearl (switch)

and so if i’m right we’ll get something like this:

black / white (ds) >>> purest black (?) / sterling white (?) (???)

From a recent Patron stream. Someone commented that one of the new Pokémon - Sprigatito - reminded them of Freckle. And then this happened.