My Lil Guy

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transparent smallfry for all your little buddy needs

jason out of bullets: fuck you i cast fireball

Jason Todd should be a magic user because

it would irritate Bruce

DC wants him to stop using guns anyway

it would help him get out of the "former Robin who is 3edgy5me and his family only tolerates" rut he's been stuck in and

he could have his own storylines within Gotham without Batman having to even really ever be involved because Batman's rogues are for the most part not magic users

bruce trying to do a normal parent thing in an impromptu press interview with damien: damien’s at that very special age when a boy has only one this on his mind

interviewer: girls?

damien who did not listen™️ to the “we have to be normal with the press” speech when he got to the manner: homicide

Jason being protective over Bruce just feeds my soul. I don't even need dinner, just give me Jason scaring off suitors away from his dad and I'll be CONTENT

LISTEN. Bruce is literally always sending Jason messages, texts, tries calling him, even sends him memes at Steph's recommendations, but nothing! Nada!

He always sighs and tries again, but eventually scores Jason's gonna talk when he's gonna want to.

He also leaves him voice mails, detailing about doing arts and crafts with Damian, how he tried Jason's training routines, taking cooking classes, - and he always ends the message with, " Don't get into trouble, Jay. "

It passes as I love you,

What does it? What finally stirs Jason back into the Wayne Manor? This:

" Jason Peter Todd. This better be the last time you prank call Tim in a middle of a meeting. You're more than aware our investors are, -" cut " I'm calling you for a favour. Could you watch Damian for me Thursday night? Everyone else is busy, and Clark made some reservations at a ridiculously expensive establishment, I-"

Jason marching through the manor with this voice mail at full volume, while Bruce and the others are trying to get him ready for the date. Dick is the first one who spots him. " Oh, no-"

" HE IS A FUCKING DEAD MAN!"

" Jason," Bruce is very calm as he attaches his nicest broach on. " Watch your language. "

" Who's this Clark guy? How long have you known him? What does he do? Do we have a background check? What about romantic history Who's? Who's side was he on in the Heard vs Depp trial? "

" He posts golden retrievers on that blue bird app you like. He's even...Approved? I think? But Dick told me not to mention it around you. And take that off, you'll scare him. He should be here any minute now."

" OH THATS WHAT I'M COUNTING ON - "

ITS FINALLY HAPPENING

this is how i came up with this btw

one headcanon i have about clark (and all the kryptonians for that manner) is that when he was little like 3-5 he would just nap in the sun light that came through the windows like a cat, doing exactly what cats do just soaking up the sun, he stopped once he started like first grade because he had homework and stuff but it something all the kryptonians are able to bond over. when kara got to earth before she started school on earth she would nap in the bay window at the danvers house, conner did it after he was created, Jonathan did it when he was little. and whenever all of them are at the kent farm Martha makes sure all the curtains are open so they can all find a spot to sleep during the afternoon and she can show lois the pictures of clark napping in the light coming in from the back door when he was little .

and every now and then when he’s on watch tower duty a JL member catches superman doing the patented dad sleep™️ when the sun is at its highest