One Day Ill Finally Write That Ridiculously Elaborate Fanfiction That Ive Been Carefully Constructing

one day I’ll finally write that ridiculously elaborate fanfiction that I’ve been carefully constructing in my daydreams for months and then you’ll be sorry. you’ll all be sorry.

Kitty

Random bat boys stuff…

"Cass, Jason and Damian bond over their time in the League of Assassins"

ACTUALLY they bond over all 3 of them being theater kids (Real and canon, I'm dc comics)

Batfam fic idea

Jason mysteriously dies at the hands of some random criminal. But Jason prepared this time and in his will states that if he is murdered they have to avenge his death by killing his murderer. The rest of the family reluctantly accepts this and goes after the poor guy. Who is now being talked about as if he was Jason’s greatest enemy and the battle they fought was an intense emotional fight. Then when confronting the guy he says something like “he wouldn’t want you to do this.”

The batfam just stare at him in confusion and say “have you ever even met him?”

Long story short they kill him. Then a week later Jason shows back up and everyone like “you’re alive!? What happened?”

Jason admits that he had meaning to take a break for a while. Due to feeling burnt out and when he got beat by that complete nobody it was his sign to take a vacation. He left a message with Damian who wasn’t listening to him and forgot completely about the call. Hence why when the rumours of his death came and no one could get a hold of him they just assumed that he was dead.

At what point does it change from maladaptive daydreaming about a specific character to you being 19 years old and having an imaginary friend.

Bruce: I pissed off Jason to the point he decided to take out stitches in my uniform… it fell apart as soon as I put it on

Dick: That’s the thing with pissing off a ‘dead’ man. He’s got nothing but time