Someone Asked Me About My Retirement Plan. I'm In My Mid-30s, And When I Answered "a Bottle Of Vodka

Someone asked me about my retirement plan. I'm in my mid-30s, and when I answered "a bottle of vodka and a tall bridge," they laughed. I did not.

This lives rent free in my head and every now and again I'll spend half a day with it stuck in m brain.

This too lives rent free in my head.

I'm re-watching Chihayafuru, on account of it showed up randomly on yt shorts for me, remind me of its existence. And I totally forgot what an absolute force Chihaya was.

100% unadulterated truth. Empress FTW.

Vape Life

So.... I just spent 2 hours slightly annoyed cause I couldn't find my vape (JUUL). The vape I plugged into the PC I was sitting right next to, to charge... Cigarettes were so much easier. XD