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I have no idea what I'm doing man

Me: Hello, I'm Disaster :D

Me: I play Dungeons and Dragons :D

Person: You, uh, you say that like it's a part of your personality...

Me: Because it is :D

she zydrate on my anatomy until I come in a little glass vial or whatever

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Soulmate AU

So I had this fun idea in my head for a bit, and here it is:

Soulmate AU

Whenever someone turns 18 they swap bodies with their soulmate. No matter how far away they are, you always swap. You don't get to utilise your soulmate's skills, you only have your own. Soulmate is surrounded by people who speak a completely different language? Bust out Google translate. Soulmate is someone you know very well and love platonically? Well isn't this an uncomfortable thing that needs to be discussed. And the best part is, you can't swap back until you make physical contact with your soulmate/own body. Imagine all the chaos that could and would ensue.

Stuff I remember thinking about when I was little

So has anyone ever wondered why we call words what we call them? Like, why do we call our hair hair, who came up with the word hair and decided to call the stuff on our head that? Why didn’t they call it swoogerwoofer or some weird thing like that? For another thing, why do we call words words? Like, what if we called words appendix or something? 

“I can’t come to school tomorrow because I’m getting my word removed”

“What’s the appendix for *insert vague explanation for something here*”

No, just me? Ok I’ll just show myself out...

low-key get jealous when someone has the same name as me, you got me feeling like a kindergarten when their favourite toy is taken and teacher tells them that they have to share

CASE 143 MASTERLIST [hwang hyunjin x fem!reader] -finished-

synopsis: two members of two different groups in jyp entertainment are caught together at mama. rumors start to spread about choi y/n and hwang hyunjin, y/n getting more hate for the dating rumor.

pairings: idol!hyunjin x idol!fem!reader

warnings: friends to lovers, workplace romance, smau, angst, written chapters, angst, fluff, death threats, hate comments

genre: idol x idol, angst, crack

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[01: rumors]

[02: hate]

[03: bullying scandal]

[04: hiatus stuff]

[05: feelings?]

[06: comeback!!]

[07: more dating rumors?!]

[08: versace royalty]

[09: date or not?📝]

[10: kinda dating?!!]

[11: confirming]

Bed & Breakfast

Summary

Summary One

A/N: This is my first fic on tumblr please forgive me if it’s very bad

Park Boyoung and Min Yoongi were lovers as trainees. As fate would have it Boyoung got pregnant with Yoongi’s baby and as cliche as it is Yoongi wanted no part. Boyoung had to quit being a trainee and raise their precious creation alone.

Five years later BTS are very successful and stress is just piling up. What happens when they decide to go to a secluded Bed & Breakfast on Jeju Island.

Conveniently a Bed & Breakfast owned my Park Boyoung. They went not knowing who she was or what could happen.

what’s wild to me is that out of all of the pokemon to get distributed in the cherish ball, this super rare, limited event ball, do you want to know what the first one was? Tropius. Tropius is the chosen one

Kakashi: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Iruka: Several traffic violations.

Sakura: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Sasuke: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Naruto: Also, that's not our car.

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Kakashi: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Sai: 'Prettiest Smile'

Sakura: "Nicest Personality'

Naruto: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Sasuke: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

I hc warriors as having albinism (bc my friend has albinism and I don’t see enough positive representation for albino ppl) so I did a sketch of him

Nico Ikki (Blue Lock) Moodboard.

He's emo. You can't change my mind. I know that people headcanon so many characters as grunge and make Kinnie playlists all emo for them, I hate that, but this lil guy is an emo. Also, in the character book (the egoists bible) he's said to be an Otaku and his ideal type is someone to watch anime with him.

Wait, wait, wait. First of all, who the fuck, what the fuck, and when the fuck. Second of all, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?

writing prompt (sorry for cursing, I know I’d make a sailor blush)

When Damian finds out what happened in Red Hood: Lost days

As the end of October creeps closer, I present to you: a Halloween themed poem!

Dark is the Night

Dark is the night

The wind’s a whispering

Dim is the light

Candles are flickering

The shadows, unfaded

Creep across the great land

A dark veil aided

By Lady Nyx’s hand

The moon’s ghostly cast

Illuminating the dark

Black flags raised half mast

As Death makes his mark

Gray clouds flood the sky

Blocking stars as they fade

As a creature’s last cry

Is muffled by decay

So silent is the twilight

And sorrow so lonely

As souls take flight

As the angels sing, “if only!”

Fear gathers in the heart

Chased by beasts from the start

For dark is the night

And dim is the light

Look what i found :DDD

When i once again played this game, i thought: "hmm, if u enter Anna's name, then u will not be allowed to go further. Then what happens if i enter the name of the main antagonist and also the name of the game?" And when THIS happened i was like: "OMFG I KNEW IT!!! >:D"

In this reset screen u can find alot of easter eggs and i like it