No One:

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Not a single soul:

Lesbians:

Bucky: *breathes*

Sam:

After Tom Holland spoils...

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Tony, bursting through the door in panic: KID! KID ARE YOU OKAY?? WHAT’S WRONG??

Peter, sitting casually on the couch: Oh hey Mr. Stark! Why would you think something’s wrong?

Tony: Because you sent me a text saying “Please come over, I’m dying”

Peter: Of excitement! We finally got Disney +!

Tony, collapses in relief and pain:

Tony: So I’m sitting there—

Peter’s Mind: Don’t say it, don’t say it, don’t say it, don’t say it, don’t say it, don’t say it, don’t say it, don’t say it, don’t say it, don’t say it, don’t say it—

Peter, trying as much as he could to stop: Tittyque sauce on my barbe.

Tony, concerned: Peter what tHe FuCk—