I Can't

I can't 🥺

i don’t think we talk enough about how scully & mulder don’t have sex very high up on their priority list. like yes i love fanfiction but in truth, they both went years without sex and the one time mulder actually slept with someone, he was an absolute fucking wreck because scully was missing. and scully had ~a lot~ going on the one time she did. they didn’t go actively seeking sex or any kind of dating life (even if scully had moments of lamenting the fact she had no life outside of work & mulder). and these two idiots let their relationship grow & grow, lived in their bubble of work & conspiracies & shared pain and trusted no one but each other until they couldn’t possibly be with anyone else — which didn’t matter one bit to them; they chose each other, consciously & unconsciously, and they fully accepted what that would mean. and so did everyone they knew (mostly lol).

And that's why we love 'em 👽

a girl who is a noir detective man and a guy who is a femme fatale

Dua Set, youngest son!

Ideally next year I’ll draw Them all, but for now, we have Him

I don’t spend much time with Set, but He’s fun to draw - very Shaped™

Dua Anubis 🖤

Hiiii, I’m actually the one who recently asked for a poem about Set and I adored it so much. Is it alright if I could ask for one about Anpu/Anubis?

Of course!

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O' Anpu,

Foremost of the Westerners,

Wrap me, bind me,

keep my legs firmed

to face the oncoming tide.

Your breath moves like the wind,

raising my ba to flight.

By your side,

I will one day walk the Duat,

and find the Field of Reeds.

I love your poetry! Could I request one for Amun please?

O' Amun,

King of the Gods,

Your breath is the whispers on the wind,

your radiance is the rays of the sun.

You fill every aspect of our world,

instilling all with life.

Your breath fills my nostrils,

and my ka is strengthened,

readying me to face another day.

Dua Amun!

Solid heterosexual credentials, uh?

My sibling in whatever deity you wish, have you ever watched 'em on stage together? In pics together? Like, together in general?

They surely loved other people, no denying that, don't get me wrong. But they sure as hell DID love each other.

"heterosexual credentials" LMAOOOOOO

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@menlove you have to see this