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Russell T. Russell T. Let Be! Let Be! Please Let Dan And Diane Make It To The Next Season. Good God I
Russell T. Russell T. Let be! Let be! Please let Dan and Diane make it to the next season. Good god I love them both so much.
Really hoping Dan Lewis and Diane fill the hole left by the Ponds. Please Chibnall please let them both stick around for the next incarnation of the Doctor.
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stealing disney plus for like 8 months was worth this alone im in tears
Being a child member of Vox Machina and⌠| Vox Machina x child reader
Summary | Young reader is rescued by Vox Machina. After deciding to follow them in their travels they are somewhat taken under the wings of the group.
Genre | platonic, fluff
You were small when Vox Machina rescued you with a cluster of other children from the clutches of a vicious band of mercenaries that had decided to try their hand at child trafficking.
You were somewhat disappointed it wasnât your parents whoâd rescued you. A small part of you had hoped it would be them didnât show, but now you had a chance at finding your family again.
Older children, teens really, took up arms, deciding to fill the new vacuum that would be left by the slaughtered mercenaries. However, they swore to do right by your saviors and tread a more righteous path, perhaps even free children less fortunate.
The younger were eager to return to their homes, and your saviors assured them there would be many to help them find their way in a near-by village. You were young, tiny. But unlike the other children, you had no place to return to once the dust had stilled and blood dried. No place you could name.
One of the roguish band seemed to notice you lagging behind the assortment of children trekking towards freedom. You were the smallest of the lot. Additionally, the unhealthy paleness of your skin suggested youâd been in captivity longer than the comparatively healthier looking younglings.
She offered you a spare cookie, so long as you promised, not let the others know. The wafer was dry and slightly stale, certainly not enough to satisfy your hunger, nonetheless you had something new to add to your very short list of favorite things in the whole world; cookies!
The band of rogues, or as they arrogantly called themselves Vox Machina, seemed nice enough in your opinion, a bit rough around the edges, funny. The biggest of the lot, from what you could tell, was a giant. They let a handful of kids use them as jungle gym as you all made your way. Conversely, the shortest walked alongside them, reminding the giant, buddy?, to be careful of the kids.
Then there was the purple short one and the person with antlers sprouting out of their head. They were funny to watch. The purple one swore heâd be able to help the antlered folk connect with kids, if they followed what they said exactly. Jumping ahead, the purple bard was now considered an easy tease, while the antlered one was particularly worshipped by the children of farmers after demonstrating her relationship with plants. (*Cough cough* peasants)
However, it was the other three you gravitated towards. The most level headed of the bunch, well as level-headed as one could be in this group of crazies. Ghost hair, pointy, and the kind one whoâd given you the cookie. With the others corralling/entertaining the kids, they took up the lead, keeping a careful eye on the path ahead, weary of bandits.
You followed close at the heels of the kind one; you liked them the best. They didnât seem to mind your presence, often checking for you when you began to fall behind. Ghost hair who walked by their side was distrustful, but the two waved off his concerns, poking at his mistrust of children.
You had never witnessed in your life such joy. Upon arriving at the nearest village, there were happy reunions as loved ones were reunited and hope was returned to those who received word of their familyâs worry. The guards promised the remaining children they would be clothed and fed, then taken to their proper villages in due time. For the moment, the village had something to celebrate, and heroes to thank.
This gave you the perfect opportunity to disappear into the shadows. When the guards inquired where each of the unclaimed children were from, you were one who couldnât put a name to the place, and unfortunately you couldnât remember any landmarks of your home, just a river.
You didnât know your surname, as your father had taken to calling you only by your affectionate nickname. Additionally, you didnât know the names of parents. You were young. They were your mom and dad.
You refused to be hauled from village to village only to be placed in an orphanage when they couldnât find your place. You wanted to find your parents; they had to miss you; you missed them.
Youâd heard the purple one speaking, beastly spewing tales of the group's great travels across the lands. Vox Machina, a group of adventurers. Perhaps you could stowaway and use them to travel and find your family. (Thank the heavens you rolled a 19 + your stealth and everyone else rolled crap.)
Unfortunately after a half a dayâs travel worth of walking your plan fell to shit when you sneezed.
âVax, did you just sneeze out of your ass?â - Purple one
In a blink, Vox Machina took arms, ready to tear into the fool thatâd decided to follow them. With your brilliant hiding spot beneath pointyâs, Vaxâs cloak revealed you stood exposed with seven manners of weapons aimed at you.
You didnât even flinch, instead waving, in the shy way children do. Your action managed to disengage all but one whoâs weapon needed to be pushed down by the kind one.
âHello darling.â - kind one Vex
After formal introductions were made, you felt comfortable making your plea.
There was an obvious split: Keyleth, Vex, Pike and Grog wanting to assist in your quest. Vex especially understood the hole that could be left by the absence of home. Conversely, Percy, Vax, and Scanlan wanted to return you to the village. Their line of work had no room for a child. Additionally, you would âcrampâ their style.
Ultimately, Vaxâs mind was changed after a private conversation with his sister. (You wished you had a sibling). Once Vax had been convinced, Percy begrudgingly followed only with the promise that if you caused them any trouble, youâd be turned over to the proper hands. Scanlan still swore your presence would âcrampâ their style.
Now conditionally promised their protection, you decided to introduce yourself.
âThey call me (y/n).â - You
Thus began your adventures with the group known as Vox Machina.
It wasnât long before much of the group considered you a member of some status in their little group, though theyâd never say.
Vex took it upon herself to teach you the basics of long ranged archery fighting. None of them allowed you to purposely engage in long ranged combat. Still, they armed you with a short bow and a slingshot.
When it was needed, youâd run healing potions to those who need them. Vax would, at some point, admit you were gifted with unnatural agility and speed. You affirm that youâd learned to be quick playing chase with your friend back home.
In terms of personality, you fell into a category with Percy. You tended to think highly of yourself and were quite intelligent. Scanlan Some would call you bossy, you preferred the term responsible. As Percy had conditioned, you couldnât cause trouble, or theyâd leave you behind. So you behaved doing your best to do as you were asked and staying out of trouble.
There was, of course, the naĂŻve innocence that came with you. Everyone could only assume it was due to your time in captivity. There are times your inner child would make an appearance. Youâd display your wonder in little jumps or squeals when something managed to excite you. Though youâd quickly regain a composure only comparable to that of a proper young lady.
If anyone itâs Vax, that brings out your childish habits, such a bad influence. Heâs always poking at you, trying to convince you to assist him in his latest prank or con. Your cuteness makes you a great accomplice, when you do agree to assist. Partners in crime.
He lets you hide beneath the cloak when the sun is too bright, and snuggle in when the world is too much.
He reminds you of your friend back home.
Keyleth is eager to introduce you to the natural world and all it has to offer. But was disappointed to learn you have little interest in such things. When with your parents, you had heard once that druid magic was abominable. Thereâs only one magic that should be practiced.
Still, youâre very supportive of Keyleth. Always offering her a hand to hold when you notice her beginning to panic, politely listening to her ideas and rambles. Youâre a good confidant.
You do enjoy the time spent with her, despite her antsy anxiety. Thereâs something about her thatâs quieting, not disarming but quieting. Though youâd learned to look down on such tree huggers, you never forbid her from decorating your hair with flowers.
Grog and Pike, you quickly realized, are a friendship pair, the best of buddies, but that didnât mean there wasnât room for you in their pair.
Grog is basically an overgrown child himself. When you did unwind, was your giant playmate. Of the group, he was the only one to witness your hidden personality, the one even you yourself were not aware of, not the one you presented to please.
When the two of you would spar, heâd pretend your little punches were the stuff of legend, often letting you win just to see the lopsided smile on your face.
Furthermore, you both shared a love of meat raw or cooked. For one so small, you could certainly stomach your fair share. (He almost gave you ale once but was swiftly shut down by Percy).
As for Pike, she disappeared a lot, leaving much to be desired in terms of your friendship. Nonetheless, she had your back on multiple occasions, earning your admiration. Though you were small and young, she didnât underestimate you, at times persuading the others to give your ideas a try.
While too much time around Pike would leave you with a headache and somewhat nauseous, presumably because of the long lectures about the Everlight and the righteous path (which bored you), you looked forward to her return whenever she was away.
Due to the risque nature of Scanlan Shorthault, most of Vox Machina did their best to prevent Scanlan from spending one-on-one time with you. They were concerned with what the bardic gnome might say, or teach you, while unsupervised.
Still, while you stayed awake on the dark nights, you couldn't help but listen to the soothing tunes he would strum while the others lay asleep.
Despite his rigidity, your second favorite member of the team was Percival. As mentioned, you two are relatively similar, both quiet, intelligent, and favoring dignified acts. You enjoy following him, attempting to replicate his mannerisms.
Initially, this had annoyed him, but you began to remind him of his younger siblings. Eventually he found himself falling into a certain pattern of behavior with you. âDonât run too far (y/n),â âDonât dawdle, (y/n), hold my hand.â Struggling to hide his panic anytime you were injured, checking on you while you slept.
He, of course, maintained his arms length attitude, knowing one day youâd leave the party and reunite with your proper family. Though he would never admit it, he had formed an attachment to you.
Knowing your love for cookies, Vex always has some on hand for when youâre looking down or do something worth rewarding.
Vex adores you. Sheâs made it her mission to return you to your rightful home. It led to some concern amongst her brother, who had to remind her on more than one occasion not to get too attached.
You care deeply for the strange group thatâs taken you under your wing. But their care is conditional, temporary, youâre sure.
Now in Emon you spent much of your free time, usually the late nights, while the others got themselves plastered searching the signage for any inquiries of missing children and asking travelers in taverns about the river you remembered.
You hoped someone had some information that would spark your memory of home this time, as the group set out this evening. After all, this was the last tavern in Emon, hopefully things wouldnât go sideways this evening.
But of course, your companions had to engage in a bar fight against an opposing band of adventures, all the while you sat peacefully at the bar enjoying some rough mutton. Their actions lead to the barkeep casting you all out to the curb and some questioning Voxâs abilities.
Fortunately, Scanlan discovered a help ad which directed you all to the doors of the palace. If only youâd known the direction, this act path would lead you toward. If only Vox Machina had known you better.
Dnd question do you think if someone worded it correctly they could wish for a living creature? For instance, one could wish for a for their dream love. Would a wish comply?
Iâm just imagining this person has a unique pet whoâs throwing a bit of a tantrum.

itâs awake.
They don want a repeat of the Sonic incident.


This year really belongs to Marvel.