LINES IVE HEARD THAT ARE RAW AS HELL: A SENTENCE STARTER PACK

LINES I’VE HEARD THAT ARE RAW AS HELL: A SENTENCE STARTER PACK

“I will face God and walk backwards into Hell.” ”Pick a god and pray.” “Then perish.” “Violence for violence is the rule of beasts.” “I have been through Hell and come out singing.” “There are no gods here.” ”Kiss my ass, you sanctimonious bastard.” “Do I look like the kind of man who dies?” ”Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he’s created here on earth?” ”Most monsters are a manifestation of our own fears and inability to accept different cultures we don’t understand.” ”You can only learn from pain, the more pain the wiser you become.” ”God, forgive me.” ”I am blighted being cursed with sight.” ”This is the age of the expanding man.” “God’s dead and soon we will be, too.” “I thought there were no heroes left in this world.” ”To become God is the loneliest achievement of them all.” “You kneel before my throne unaware that it was built on lies.” “Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end.” ”People who don’t fear death are the ones who crave it.” “This is Hell’s territory and I am beholden to no gods.” “Bury me shallow, I’ll be back.” ”Perception is truth to those who perceive it as such.” “Take this gift, for the gods surely won’t.” ”When the weight of the world is on your shoulders, you learn.” “Ironic that someone whose purpose it is to restore life would wish death upon themself.” “God wishes he were me.” “One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled.” “Everything that we know and love is reducible to the absurd amount of chemicals, and there is therefore no intrinsic value in this material universe.” “Hypocrite that you are, for you to trust the chemicals in your brain to tell you they are chemicals.” “All knowledge is ultimately based on that which we cannot prove.” “Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?” “You’re a coward. You always were.” “Deviation from the norm will be punished unless it is exploitable.”

WTF, hOW Are All my favourite things trending AT the Same TIME??

???

I mean: Awesome, but still!!!

Bisexual culture is being in love with:

● Steve Harrington

● and Robin

● and also loving ice cream.

Ahoy!

Fjorduceus? Zen nature cleric helps ex-warlock heal from a past relationship with an abusive patron and helps said ex-warlock through a crisis of faith. They inspire eachother.

ALL the Mighty Nein ships are so fuckin valid. Clayleb? Anxious and suicidal wizard and zen cow man learn from each other and one make each other softer/harder for this world Beaujester? Roommates. That’s it. The beautiful story of a self exclaimed asshole and a ray of sunshine. Best friends become lesbian lovers. I dig it. Beauyasha? Two messed up people slowly get to trust each other and love again. Battle girlfriends. In battle they are lethal, around each other they melt. Fjorjester? Soft warlock and stronk cleric fall for each other. Don’t get me started on the angst that they slowly create (just imagine Fjord being called out by tmn and he goes ‘Jester’ in a very soft voice and she DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE HE’S ACTING SO WEIRD?!?!?!?) Widofjord? Briarwoods 2.0. Powerhungry, anxious babies. No good for each other or the world around them but damn if they don’t understand each other. Widomauk? Oh the potential. Fucked up people find homes in another. The loud and the quite one. I loved it. Widojest? DON’T GET ME STARTED ON THEM. I can rant for hours how I looooove this dynamic. Grumpy stinky wizard man and stronk, creative, oh so deeply caring cleric. She makes him happy! He makes her feel valid! THE ANGST IS REAL So, I don’t get ship wars. That’s basically what this post is about. All ships are perfect. Poly Nein? Even better. Thanks coming to my ted talk

Liam’s delighted smile and excited clapping after his character is decapitated by shadow-people is what playing Call of Cthulhu is all about

This is probably one of my absolute favourite pieces of fanart ever!

Some fan art of the amazing online show of Critical Role where professional, yet nerdy voice-actors play Dungeons and Dragons! :)