Fjorduceus? Zen Nature Cleric Helps Ex-warlock Heal From A Past Relationship With An Abusive Patron And

Fjorduceus? Zen nature cleric helps ex-warlock heal from a past relationship with an abusive patron and helps said ex-warlock through a crisis of faith. They inspire eachother.

ALL the Mighty Nein ships are so fuckin valid. Clayleb? Anxious and suicidal wizard and zen cow man learn from each other and one make each other softer/harder for this world Beaujester? Roommates. That’s it. The beautiful story of a self exclaimed asshole and a ray of sunshine. Best friends become lesbian lovers. I dig it. Beauyasha? Two messed up people slowly get to trust each other and love again. Battle girlfriends. In battle they are lethal, around each other they melt. Fjorjester? Soft warlock and stronk cleric fall for each other. Don’t get me started on the angst that they slowly create (just imagine Fjord being called out by tmn and he goes ‘Jester’ in a very soft voice and she DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE HE’S ACTING SO WEIRD?!?!?!?) Widofjord? Briarwoods 2.0. Powerhungry, anxious babies. No good for each other or the world around them but damn if they don’t understand each other. Widomauk? Oh the potential. Fucked up people find homes in another. The loud and the quite one. I loved it. Widojest? DON’T GET ME STARTED ON THEM. I can rant for hours how I looooove this dynamic. Grumpy stinky wizard man and stronk, creative, oh so deeply caring cleric. She makes him happy! He makes her feel valid! THE ANGST IS REAL So, I don’t get ship wars. That’s basically what this post is about. All ships are perfect. Poly Nein? Even better. Thanks coming to my ted talk

Fic authors deserve more credit.

Story time: I started a book about 23 hours ago and just finished it. Also in that time I slept for 10 hours, spent time with family, was at work, etc. Anyway, I enjoyed the book (Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda). But it felt like it flew by, so after I finished I looked up the word count because what are pages? Pages are meaningless. I only function in word counts anymore.

The estimate I found was 58,580. My immediate reaction was “oh, that’s why. That’s nothing!” But what a shitty response. Because no. That’s not nothing. That’s a whole. Damn. Book. An entire novel! And Fic authors regularly bust out 30k, 50k, 100k, 150k words. AND THEY DO IT FOR FREE. WHILE WORKING AND LIVING THEIR LIVES.

So anyway, thank your favorite fic author today because they deserve it. Because they’re amazing. They’re the MVPs.

LINES I’VE HEARD THAT ARE RAW AS HELL: A SENTENCE STARTER PACK

“I will face God and walk backwards into Hell.” ”Pick a god and pray.” “Then perish.” “Violence for violence is the rule of beasts.” “I have been through Hell and come out singing.” “There are no gods here.” ”Kiss my ass, you sanctimonious bastard.” “Do I look like the kind of man who dies?” ”Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he’s created here on earth?” ”Most monsters are a manifestation of our own fears and inability to accept different cultures we don’t understand.” ”You can only learn from pain, the more pain the wiser you become.” ”God, forgive me.” ”I am blighted being cursed with sight.” ”This is the age of the expanding man.” “God’s dead and soon we will be, too.” “I thought there were no heroes left in this world.” ”To become God is the loneliest achievement of them all.” “You kneel before my throne unaware that it was built on lies.” “Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end.” ”People who don’t fear death are the ones who crave it.” “This is Hell’s territory and I am beholden to no gods.” “Bury me shallow, I’ll be back.” ”Perception is truth to those who perceive it as such.” “Take this gift, for the gods surely won’t.” ”When the weight of the world is on your shoulders, you learn.” “Ironic that someone whose purpose it is to restore life would wish death upon themself.” “God wishes he were me.” “One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled.” “Everything that we know and love is reducible to the absurd amount of chemicals, and there is therefore no intrinsic value in this material universe.” “Hypocrite that you are, for you to trust the chemicals in your brain to tell you they are chemicals.” “All knowledge is ultimately based on that which we cannot prove.” “Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?” “You’re a coward. You always were.” “Deviation from the norm will be punished unless it is exploitable.”

The whole self love thing is good and all but some people can’t fathom being loved. They can’t imagine there being anything good about them. So they can’t simply just stop doing unhealthy things, there’s a process.

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