Then Congrats, You're Just A Dick Or Male Reproductive Organ If You Fancy The Elegant Way Of Stating

“Then congrats, you're just a dick or male reproductive organ if you fancy the elegant way of stating the obvious.”

phoenixborn​:

“Oh I see an another contender for the best father of the year next to the fucker who attacked his own daughter.”

“That would imply I was a father to begin with. I don’t believe in such emotional concepts, they are my creations and nothing more, they exist to serve a purpose and when they fail to serve that purpose I get rid of them. Simple as that.”

Me: speedwriting an enormous extermination story at @.infernal-general

This little shit: wow the new guy must have a small dick.

Definitely not something unexpected. The sunflower happily turned towards the Sun, as it should do naturally. Peace and quiet.

Until the entity exploded out of the prison of botany with blazing wings.

“Awww hit a sore spot didn't I?”

I guess that's how she gets turned into a plant.

“Apparently hard to swallow pill: if it is consensual and/or in a relationship both parties are unbothered by it, it is fine. You don't get to shit on open relationships because you've been doing missionary with a psycho for eternity. Does the concept or other creatures practicing open relationships, marriages harm you? No. Does it annoy you? If so, I wonder why.”

Snaps her fingers

Enjoy being a sunflower.

I'm SCREAMING🤣🤣🤣

And I don't know whenever it's Jack FROST or Jack SPARROW and it makes it even more hilarious🤣🤣

@phoenixborn

Erebus🥺

Sakuya is getting yeeted out of the bed I can tell🤣

And for the Gabriel one I can hear Rozy's satanic laughter in the background🤣🤣🤣

Eᴠᴇɴ Mᴏʀᴇ Iɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ Qᴜᴏᴛᴇs Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀ!

@phoenixborn​ said:  ✏️ for Erebus, Sakuya & Gabriel

Friendly reminder that this wicked woman can also mimick electric guitar sounds.

As a really fucking loud sharp screech.