Plasterhand - Friendly Neighbourhood Asshole

Thinking about how when Jean saw the Foxes’ photo wall he thought “They looked ridiculous and mismatched. They looked bright and alive and carefree, like they’d somehow forgotten everything that made them qualify for the Fox line-up”

"Why didn't they love her enough to keep her safe?"

The foxes have a PowerPoint night

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Andrew : doesnt make a PowerPoint but critiques everyone else's

Neil : gives a tour of europe with the best spots and worst spots

Kevin : critiques all of their plays individually its not supposed to be funny but its so in character and the foxes are so drunk it ends up being hilarious

Nicky and aaron : they make eachother powerpoints that they have to bullshit their way through. Nicky has to explain straight sex in detail whilst aaron ranks drag queens.

Dan : recounts all of the worst fox media moments with dramatic reenactments

Allison : just a slam down roast of each person

Renee : how she would manage to survive in different fictional worlds and who of the fixes she'd bring to help her

Matt : teaching neil specifically pop culture references

"omg those are the exy monsters they're so scary"

you mean nicky? with a mortgage, husband and two kids?

neil? canonically a math nerd who enjoys cross country?

aaron? the pre-med student dating a cheerleader?

kevin? worlds first almond-mom-history-nerd?

andrew? the boundary respecting ice cream addict?

like yeah ok they've killed people but like also they have a cheese drawer so just calm down, be respectful, and don't start punching people - you'll be fine.

To anyone who had an emotional connection to Wymack while reading aftg: I know what you are

(I'm crying over a fic because Wymack hugged Neil)