Minho: [first Day As A Vet] Whats The Problem?

Minho: [first day as a vet] What’s the problem?

Cat: Meow

Minho: Yes, but where?

Friend: so have you heard the news about Arianna’s tattoo?

Me: who?

Friend: Arianna Grande. . . ?

Me: oh yeah didn’t she get one with Pete?

Friend: Sis they broke up!

Me:. . .

Me: pArDoN!?!?!

Dispatch: [follows Chan]

Boss: What's going on?

Dispatch: He’s taught me its the small things that matter [starts to cry]

Boss: nothing else?

Dispatch: Illuminated by the light on my lapto-

Dispatch:

Boss: [hangs up]

Boss: [repeatedly bangs head on desk] WhY iS tHiS HaPpENInG EvErY SiNgLe TiMe!

Chan: [singing to himself] rubber ducky you’re the one. . .

Dispatch: [sobs]

ppl who got kpop idol photocards on the back of their phones dont give a fuck about ANYTHING

JUST NCT THINGS YOU CAN HEAR JUST BY READING

OH YOU ARE NANA?

SHAKE YOUR BODY MAN

boomin system u-up, ty track, ty track

i just want some milk

[dolphin noises chenle screaming]

Oh daddy.

apado gwenchana~

wHERES MY HAIR?!

whats up were the uh- foreign swaggers and so uh-

leTS GET IT

be quiet, dont cry

ˢᵏᵃʳᵘᵗ

johnny’s fashion evALUATION

i see the vISION

You see it? you see it? it’s legend

FIGHTING HAEYADWAE

this is not ice cream, this is bUtTeR!

ten hyung, taEYONG HYUNG, KaCHI BOOM!

rb if you’d wipe all pedophiles off this earth