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Dispatch: [follows Chan]
Boss: What's going on?
Dispatch: He’s taught me its the small things that matter [starts to cry]
Boss: nothing else?
Dispatch: Illuminated by the light on my lapto-
Dispatch:
Boss: [hangs up]
Boss: [repeatedly bangs head on desk] WhY iS tHiS HaPpENInG EvErY SiNgLe TiMe!
Chan: [singing to himself] rubber ducky you’re the one. . .
Dispatch: [sobs]
Boss: Dispatch did you get anything on Yukhei?
Dispatch:s-ir we’ve been compromi— *static*
Boss: DISPATCH!
Dispatch: *breathing*
Boss: h-ello?
Yukhei: Saranghae *hangs up*
Friend: so have you heard the news about Arianna’s tattoo?
Me: who?
Friend: Arianna Grande. . . ?
Me: oh yeah didn’t she get one with Pete?
Friend: Sis they broke up!
Me:. . .
Me: pArDoN!?!?!
☃︎𝚆𝚊𝚕𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍☃︎
“let’s have our own little winter adventures” you say smiling brightly at Taehyung, he gave you his signature boxy smile. His bed hair making him look so gentle and cuddly, you’ve loved staying in bed with Taehyung all morning but now you were restless and the freshly fallen snow is awaiting for your arrival.
“as long as I’m with you honey, I’ll go anywhere,” he says in a raspy voice. You smile and tap his chest at his corniness, he can be really cute when he wanted to be sometimes.
“mmmm can we go ice skating?” you ask.
“yes” he nods.
“hmmm, can we goooo make gingerbread cookies?” you challenge. He chuckles and pulls you in closer for a kiss, “yes, of course we can” he replies.
“what about making snow angels?” smiling Taehyung looks into your eyes and leans in again despite both of your morning breaths. He would always say no amount of any smell, person, place, or thing can prevent him from giving you morning kisses.
“any” he presses your lips together.
“where” he says and kisses you for the third time in the span of ten minutes.
“i love you Kim Taehyung” you smile pressing your forehead against his. He lets out a deep throaty laugh, his morning voice still prominent as ever.
“yeah? how much do you love me babygirl?” he asks a common tradition between the two of you.
“more than jingle bells and snow angels” you joke, he smiles widely.
“wow that’s an awful lot of love sweetheart.”
“mhmm I know. How much do you love me Tae?” you ask already knowing the answer, Taehyung smirks forehead still on yours. It was such a serene moment your heart was swelling bigger than the grinch after he had learned of what love is.
he looks up at you, deep pools of chocolate eyes lightened by the sun's rays which were seeping through the curtains. “I love you more than this life itself”