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6 years ago

Dispatch: [follows Chan]

Boss: What's going on?

Dispatch: He’s taught me its the small things that matter [starts to cry]

Boss: nothing else?

Dispatch: Illuminated by the light on my lapto-

Dispatch:

Boss: [hangs up]

Boss: [repeatedly bangs head on desk] WhY iS tHiS HaPpENInG EvErY SiNgLe TiMe!

Chan: [singing to himself] rubber ducky you’re the one. . .

Dispatch: [sobs]


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5 years ago

Baby: ey—du—

Me: aww he’s saying his first words! Can you say mama?

Baby: Abuh. . .

Me: come on say mama

Baby: I dunno nan molla!

Me: i knew I raised you well


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