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WhO diD tHIS?!!!😭
Dispatch: [follows Chan]
Boss: What's going on?
Dispatch: He’s taught me its the small things that matter [starts to cry]
Boss: nothing else?
Dispatch: Illuminated by the light on my lapto-
Dispatch:
Boss: [hangs up]
Boss: [repeatedly bangs head on desk] WhY iS tHiS HaPpENInG EvErY SiNgLe TiMe!
Chan: [singing to himself] rubber ducky you’re the one. . .
Dispatch: [sobs]
Boss: Dispatch did you get anything on Yukhei?
Dispatch:s-ir we’ve been compromi— *static*
Boss: DISPATCH!
Dispatch: *breathing*
Boss: h-ello?
Yukhei: Saranghae *hangs up*
Friend: so have you heard the news about Arianna’s tattoo?
Me: who?
Friend: Arianna Grande. . . ?
Me: oh yeah didn’t she get one with Pete?
Friend: Sis they broke up!
Me:. . .
Me: pArDoN!?!?!
Me: oh Skz has a new comeback trailer? I’ll watch it later.
Tumblr: . . .
Tumblr: I SHALL SPOIL EVERYTHING!!!
Me: *tears*
BTS world has taken over my life. . . that being said add me por favor! My code is P7GQ8QC Love y’all have a good day! muah 💋
Baby: ey—du—
Me: aww he’s saying his first words! Can you say mama?
Baby: Abuh. . .
Me: come on say mama
Baby: I dunno nan molla!
Me: i knew I raised you well
Since Halloween is around the corner (no it ain’t but 🤪) im gonna post Halloween themed moodboards any objections? No? Good 😇
𝕷𝖚𝖘𝖙 𝕯𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖓 𝕶𝖎𝖒 𝕿𝖆𝖊𝖍𝖞𝖚𝖓𝖌
“Summoning You was a mistake” y/n lets out a sigh slamming her grimoire. The red haired demon chuckled, he dragged his finger tips against y/n’s lips.
“Well darling I’m the best mistake you’ve ever made”
𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 ℜ𝔢𝔞𝔭𝔢𝔯 𝔐𝔦𝔫 𝔜𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔤𝔦
“May I have this dance?” the dark haired man smirked holding out his hand, y/n scoffed quickly taking Yoongi’s hand.
“Yeah, cause I’m going to pass at the chance to dance with Death”
The man let out a gummy smile, if you didn’t know any better you would say he looked sweet. Sadly you did know better.
“Good girl”
My mom: “if you like those Asian guys so much maybe you should go marry one”
Me a bisexual with a whole girlfriend: “s-ure”
𝓥𝓪𝓶𝓹𝓲𝓻𝓮 𝕵𝖊𝖔𝖓 𝕵𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖐𝖔𝖔𝖐
“Jungkoo—” suddenly y/n’s body was against the wall, he kissed with almost knew levels of passion. Soon Jungkook pulls away from y/n’s lips, kissing and sucking on her neck.
“Jungkook just fucking do it”
Jungkook smirked against y/n’s skin, his fangs sunk into her flesh, with blood flowing into his mouth he groans out in pleasure. The feeling more vivid than ecstasy.
Y/n quivers out in pain as he pulls out his canines, licking the irritated area until the pain stops.
He had marked her.
I’m running out of ideas for moodboards someone,, anyone help a b*tch out.
𝔻𝕒𝕥𝕖 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 ℕ𝕒 𝕁𝕒𝕖𝕞𝕚𝕟
“Jaemin where are we going” you giggle, Jaemin’s hands cover your eyes as he leeds you to an unknown place.
“Shh It’s a surprise” he says tickling your ear. You inwardly roll your eyes at his cheesiness, only Jaemin would do something adorable like this.
“Okay, open your eyes” he whispers, you open your eyes to a picnic blanket surrounded by fairy lights, and of course McDonald’s and milk tea.
“This is why I love you, did you know?” You smile up at your boyfriend, he laughs and gives you a kiss on your forehead. You sigh hugging him tightly as he continues to give you more kisses.
“Are you sure it isn’t because of my amazing good looks” he smirks, you scoff pushing him off you.
“Yeah right”
“Oh really?” he challenges, you nod with a shit-eating grin on your face. You decide to sit on the floor looking up at Jaemin, his smile gets wider as you test his patience.
“Alright then have it your way!” He launches himself on top of you tickling your sides until you give in.
It was a perfect date.
I can’t help but think they look similar I’m sorry 😩😭🥺
Koreaboos: oMg JiMiN OpPa! HoW cOuLd yOu dO tHiS tO mE!😩😭
Me an intellectual: omg they played hispanic music in the background yesssss💕💕💕💕💕👏🏼👍🏼👊🏼 🥺✊🏼🥺🥺💕💕💕
𝓕𝓪𝓲𝓻𝔂 𝒫𝒶𝓇𝓀 𝒥𝒾𝓂𝒾𝓃
Ever since you were younger, you always would wander off to the forest where you met a clumsy little fairy named Park Jimin.
“y/n can you please pass me the sugar,” Jimin asks, you smiled and handed him the sugar cube. Compared to him, the sugar cube was half his size, but you knew better than to call a fairy tiny.
“You’re just a giant!” Jimin once yelled, extremely agitated. Never again would you bring up the fairy’s height. Jimin stands on the handle of the teacup, he plopped the sugar cube inside and began to slowly stir the tea with a straw you had given him. Again way bigger than the fairy himself.
“Jiminie oppa”
—He insisted you call him that since he is, “a whole century older” than you were however, the only times you have was to get something out of him. Jimin looks up to meet your eyes, his pointed ears alerted, a light blush on his cheeks from the steam the tea was giving off.
“Yes?” He squeaked, almost making you coo at his softness. It almost makes this whole ordeal even more bittersweet. It was already hard enough when he insisted on having a picnic with you.
“I'm going to university soon, so I won’t be here that often which means. . .” you bite your lip, not being able to finish the sentence. Jimin frowned a bit, his plump lips now in a pout, even his ears started to droop down.
“I see, so you’re leaving soon”.
You nodded your head, tracing the teacup’s decor anxiously. You didn’t want to leave him, but he wouldn’t be able to handle the city, with the pollution, barely any trees, no flowers, or animals. Not to mention he’s the leader of the fairies in this area, he can’t just drop everything and leave.
You didn’t even notice the tears streaming down your face, Jimin quickly flew over his wings created a soft hum as he hugged your cheek.
“Y/n, it’s okay,” he says softly, wiping your tears with his sleeves. “It’s fine if you're gone for a few years, I’ll still be here, and I’ll keep counting until the day we meet again comes, okay?” He reassures, you nod and gave a small smile to the little man, he gives you a small kiss on the cheek, blushing as he quickly turns around embarrassed.
“Besides it’s not like we’re lovers or anything” he mumbles, turning red at his own comment. Even turned around he can’t hide his bright red-tipped ears, you start to laugh uncontrollably.
“You’re too cute Jiminie,” you say tickling his side with your finger.
“He-y! I’m still older that-n you! Respect m— hey stop it tickles!”
can someone please tell me why @oppah-deactivated20201117 acct deactivated? like i’m perplexed 0-o I miss their posts especially they’re such a great writer T-T.
☃︎𝚆𝚊𝚕𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍☃︎
“let’s have our own little winter adventures” you say smiling brightly at Taehyung, he gave you his signature boxy smile. His bed hair making him look so gentle and cuddly, you’ve loved staying in bed with Taehyung all morning but now you were restless and the freshly fallen snow is awaiting for your arrival.
“as long as I’m with you honey, I’ll go anywhere,” he says in a raspy voice. You smile and tap his chest at his corniness, he can be really cute when he wanted to be sometimes.
“mmmm can we go ice skating?” you ask.
“yes” he nods.
“hmmm, can we goooo make gingerbread cookies?” you challenge. He chuckles and pulls you in closer for a kiss, “yes, of course we can” he replies.
“what about making snow angels?” smiling Taehyung looks into your eyes and leans in again despite both of your morning breaths. He would always say no amount of any smell, person, place, or thing can prevent him from giving you morning kisses.
“any” he presses your lips together.
“where” he says and kisses you for the third time in the span of ten minutes.
“i love you Kim Taehyung” you smile pressing your forehead against his. He lets out a deep throaty laugh, his morning voice still prominent as ever.
“yeah? how much do you love me babygirl?” he asks a common tradition between the two of you.
“more than jingle bells and snow angels” you joke, he smiles widely.
“wow that’s an awful lot of love sweetheart.”
“mhmm I know. How much do you love me Tae?” you ask already knowing the answer, Taehyung smirks forehead still on yours. It was such a serene moment your heart was swelling bigger than the grinch after he had learned of what love is.
he looks up at you, deep pools of chocolate eyes lightened by the sun's rays which were seeping through the curtains. “I love you more than this life itself”
Masterlist
A/n: so i know i have like 10001 other fics i have to write but this is just a fun little thing i wanted to try and its semi more lowkey than what i usually do plus there are zero hongjoong smaus (Also thank you Luna for helping me with the header <3)
Tag List: @woodiegochile @mini-meanhoe @leggomylino @hanstagrams @desertofdessert @hoes4hoseok @jeonqqin @geminirules @mrsunshine999 @jisungsjheekies @hannie-squirrel00 @cotccotc @kodzu-ken @konenichi @yangs-jeongin @binniebutter @orangegyu
Summary: Y/n and Hongjoong were only acquaintances in college. They were on the same dance team but never crossed paths until one day both took notice of the other. One magical night after a party resulted in Y/n leaving with a guilty and angry conscious and surprisingly a blue stick. Three years later, Hongjoong is a hit producer and Y/n is a successful single mom. What happens when their paths cross yet again?
Genre: fluff, comedy, angst, social media!au, single mom!au, non-idol au, series
ATTEMPTING TO UPDATE EVERY SATURDAY
✒: Written Chapter
Chapters:
Profiles Part 1
Profiles Part 2
We Don’t Stan
Boo, Responsibility!
The Mexican Standoff (✒)
How to Start WWIII
Council of Elders
Messaging a Mother
Existential Crisis
Peace Talks
Piglet ( ✒)
The Rules
1994 Johnny Depp
Blueberry
Loopholes (✒)
Y’all Bout to be Pissed
Cherry
Mr. Giggles
Purple Dress and Album Parties
Sissy Fight (✒)
Hangover Catch Up
Didn’t Say No
Produce Section
San’s Bubble Bath
Mingi Finally Lost It
“Kill Hongjoong” Brigade
Buttercup and Honeybun (✒)
Moving Day
The Domestic Life
Get Psyched Asshole!
Expensive Bitch
Let’s Talk…
Genius
Mingi Do Something! (✒)
Uncle vs “Godfather”
No More Drama?
I’m Just Kidding (✒)
Everything Is Gonna Be Fine (Finale)