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Super dumb Naruto headcanon: Tailed Beasts, and their Jinchuriki by extension, are all instinctually afraid of rabbits.

Why?

Because of Kaguya, aka the Rabbit Goddess. Basically, all the Tailed Beasts remember her on some primal level and know she’s bad news, so they Tailed Beasts and Jinchuriki naturally avoid anything associated with her, which includes rabbits.

Honestly, this is just an excuse to envision the most powerful beings and ninja in the Shinobi World cowering from an adorable bunny.

Thoughts?

Haku would be unstoppable! Just give him time to build his army of bunnies and you'll see!

... '-'

5 years old Kakashi whom just lost his dad by his suicide : ...

15 years old Minato whom's has absolutely no fucking idea how to take care of a child : um... Hi ?

Kakashi : 🖕

Minato : ah-

Kushina, Mikoto and the rest of the group (this generation of the rookie 9) whom still are training with their Senseis : Lol get reck.

Minato : ... *Pouts before get6a genius idea because he was a wild forest orphan child before Jiraya, also, basically adopted him* Do You Wanna Bite People ? :D

Kakashi : !!! 👍

The rookie 9 : wait no-

Minato and Kakashi infront of the Hokage : *no regret* :)

Hiruzen : *so many regrets, hiding his face in his hands, shaking his head, sighing*

Sakumo in the pure world : *laughing his ass off*

I will never get over the fact that Minato had to have been fifteen when he became Kakashi's jonin sensei. Not only did these utter brainiacs let a five year old become a soldier, they then TRUSTED ANOTHER CHILD TO SHOW HIM THE ROPES.

Why aren't there more fics about what a batshit arrangement this was.

Yokais in the world of Naruto...

An uncommon commodity !

Quite a few clans have Yokai blood, the Hatake, Nara and Hoshigaki for example.

But it's much more common to have that one random family with a Yokai ancestor.

It is quite easy to notice a half Yokai, since their humanity and spirituality have difficulty to mix together.

If you see someone having animalistic attributes and wearing a fur/scales coat or a feather/fang/horn as jewellery, they are probably half Yokai.

Those objects are a part of that person's soul.

Stealing it is taking away a part of them.

Destroying it is ripping apart a part of them.

They will survive. They will live. But they would be suffering for the rest of their existence. With not possibly of regaining what they have lost

Being trusted with such object by them is... Much more than just trust at this point.

They gave you a part of themselves. Of their soul.

It's a show of love.

Omfg yeeessssss, and it's not intentional each time ! X3

Uzui was chilling peaceful as the one first one here, waiting for the other to arrive with Himejima. He was talking calmly (or as calmly this man can be) with his fellow hashira.

Until...

Someone suddenly just touch his shoulder.

He will let every single one of you that he absolutely did not jump on Himejima in his scare nor scream like a little girl, nuh huh. Not at all. But if he did, it wa- um... He means would be completely and absolutely flamboyant !

Kanae stop laughing-

Anyway-

He turn his head towards the person whom (and no, he didn't have to get down Himejima.)... Just touch his shoulder and nothing else. To... Someone he doesn't know ?

"Sorry... Tomioka Giyu... Newest hashira... Hello ?"

Oh yes ! The new guy ! Water hashira if he's not mistaken. "Hey Tomioka ! Welcome and congratulations on your promotion !" Eh ? That seems to make him uncomfortable ? Oh well. "Pleased to meet you, Tomioka-san, welcome and congratulations." He simply hum as a response. Huh, he doesn't seem like the talkative type. Oh well, too bad.

He goes to his corner on his own. And Uzui tries to listen to his heartbeat...

Eh ?

EH ?!

EEEEEHH ??!

He... He doesn't... Have an heartbeat...?

"Himejima...?" "Yes... I know..."

Oh. This is why he... No they didn't hear the guy arrive.

"Okay what the actual f-"

Kabuto : ... I've lived with Orochimaru for years since my childhood. I can live easily with that amount of flamboyance.

Kabuto: I have an army. Tsunade: We have a Kakashi and Gai.