Hey Hey Hey, What If What If-

Hey hey hey, what if what if-

Iruka's mom was an Uzumaki, and the reason why he was here during the Kyubi attack was because he originally was suppose to be the Junchiriki if anything happened to Kushina or his mom.

And he knows it.

He knows he was supposed to be the sacrifice after his aunt's and mother's death.

Not the innocent newborn son of the Hokage.

Naruto wasn't supposed to be the Junchiriki.

And seeing how people treats him...

Makes him glad he's not the sacrifice.

But he feels so so so bad, so horrible.

This is a child. An innocent child that never asked for this hate.

He was supposed to be the one suffering.

Not the child.

How could he ever ask forgiveness for not being what he's should have been ?

How can he explain to this child that he should never have been hated ?

That he was the original choice for sacrifice ?

How to look him the eyes and tell him ?

So he does the next best things.

He cares for him.

But it's so so hard.

Because he's so scared.

Because he doesn't know how to care for others and himself.

Because he doesn't know how to show and say he loves someone.

But he still tries. But it's not enough.

The reveal with Mizuki is even more brutal because he knows.

Iruka told his best friend that he was supposed to be the Junchiriki.

:)

The actual reason why Kakashi Hakate wears a mask...

It a muzzle.

He Will Not Stop Biting, so they (The Hiruzen and Shikaku) needed to pull out the big guns.

Bad puppies who bite allies get the Muzzle treatment till they are Good Boy.

(and we've already established that Kakashi is a petty little shit TM)

He will wear The Mask TM till the day he dies, and that when he'll strike.

And yes, Gai totally knows the actual reason why Kakashi wears The Mask TM. He found it fucking hilarious and said "I told you so" as kid Kakashi is pouting and grumbling like a grumpy puppy.

Kakashi is embarrassed of the trust so that means Gai as blackmail over him :) (the real reason why Kakashi deals with Gai's bullshit so much)

Kakashi is still trying to find some blackmail to use against Gai... Still nothing :(

Ok so...

Why I've I put Namikaze as Feral...

I just thought it'd be funny. :)

The name sound a lot like kamikaze, and I thought "hey, what if", so voilà !

The "We're so good that we literally cannot die even when it a suicide mission." Type of clan lol.

Annoy the living shit of the Hyugan, Uchiha and Hakate but they don't say shit because the Namikaze are so eager and sweet and happy and so so obvious it sickeningly adorable-

Making them sad is literally a crime in Konoha.

They are perfect little angels.

Yes that child Namikaze did infact absolutely exterminate an entire squadron entirely on their own without any weapons nor jutsu. Yes they did tear those bodies apart with their bare teeth and ate some human meat raw, directly form the dead bodies.

But looks at them.

Their are absolutely adorable and have absolutely no fucking idea of how powerful they are and how must terrifying their being.

They're an angel, really.

(and the other Villages don't know what to feel about That so they Don't. Touch. That with anything at all)

(and yes I'm talking about Namikaze Minato :D)

Super dumb Naruto headcanon: Tailed Beasts, and their Jinchuriki by extension, are all instinctually afraid of rabbits.

Why?

Because of Kaguya, aka the Rabbit Goddess. Basically, all the Tailed Beasts remember her on some primal level and know she’s bad news, so they Tailed Beasts and Jinchuriki naturally avoid anything associated with her, which includes rabbits.

Honestly, this is just an excuse to envision the most powerful beings and ninja in the Shinobi World cowering from an adorable bunny.

Thoughts?

Haku would be unstoppable! Just give him time to build his army of bunnies and you'll see!

Yokais in the world of Naruto...

An uncommon commodity !

Quite a few clans have Yokai blood, the Hatake, Nara and Hoshigaki for example.

But it's much more common to have that one random family with a Yokai ancestor.

It is quite easy to notice a half Yokai, since their humanity and spirituality have difficulty to mix together.

If you see someone having animalistic attributes and wearing a fur/scales coat or a feather/fang/horn as jewellery, they are probably half Yokai.

Those objects are a part of that person's soul.

Stealing it is taking away a part of them.

Destroying it is ripping apart a part of them.

They will survive. They will live. But they would be suffering for the rest of their existence. With not possibly of regaining what they have lost

Being trusted with such object by them is... Much more than just trust at this point.

They gave you a part of themselves. Of their soul.

It's a show of love.

today I saw a little girl running like in Naruto. You might think, "oh, how cute!" but it wasn't cute for me. I looked at her and thought about Itachi, Kakashi and all those children who survived the war.

I thought about how Uchiha Fugaku brought his four-year-old son to the battlefield so that "he would remember what the Shinobi world is and never forget". I thought about six-year-old Itachi trying to commit suicide, realizing that the meaning of life does not exist, and suddenly stopping because of a raven flying by while he was falling. I thought about Itachi, a thirteen-year-old Uchiha Itachi, looking at his suicidal friend Shisui, telling him that "it will be fine"; executing an order to kill his clan to prevent a Civil War.

I thought about Kakashi looking at his dead father, who committed suicide because of the decision to keep his friends alive during the war rather than finish the mission. I thought about Kakashi, who received the title of Chūnin at the age of six, about Kakashi, who went on missions alone at the age of six, about Kakashi, who received the title of Jōnin at the age of 12 and became responsible for his team in the war, about Kakashi, who lost an eye in the heat of battle, and then had to just watch how his teammate, a friend dies under the rubble. I thought about Kakashi killing Rin with his own hand against his will. I thought about Kakashi, nicknamed "Friend-Killer Kakashi".

I thought about all those young people who died in the war: Rin, Navaki, Yahiko, Neji; and about those who were irreversibly affected by the war: Kakashi, Obito, Tsunade, Jiraiya, Orochimaru, Naruto and his friends, Itachi, Shisui, Shizune.

I thought of all the grown-up people who used to be children too.

and finally, I think about Madara and Hashirama, who dreamed that children would not have to fight.