HOLY SHIT 4 AM THOUGH-

HOLY SHIT 4 AM THOUGH-

Do you guys think the Inuzukas and Hatake have dog vision ? Like can't see some colours like dogs ?

Or that the Uchiha, since they're are pretty damn close to crows and raven, their black hair is actually rainbow but we can't see it because our eyes see less colours ? (Crows/raven's feathers looks oily because they aren't black but actually reflect a lot of colours, we just can't see it)

Only an Uchiha can see an other Uchiha colourful hair (or someone with a Sharingan (or a Bakyugan, or a Rinnagan, or any dojutsu-), just imagine kakashi's possible reaction once he see an Uchiha without using the Sharingan but just the eye- X3 (maybe obito gave him eyes that can see colours like an Uchiha... He'll be in for a surprise once he see Sasuke lol))

I'm pretty sure that's one of the many reasons why they consider themselves better than the Hyuugas (and the Hyuugas are mad and jealous because they can see the colours too, why did their hair have to be a plain and boring black ?!)

It's also why That why they wear black and/or dark colours (or light colour in Sasuke's case a one point-) ! It's to show off their hair !

The Uchihas are fucking hair peacocks.

Ps : they can see their colourful hair because of their eyes, if a Uchiha can see the colours, they could get the Sharingan. For the Hyuugas it's also dojutsu bullshit. It would be fun if Orochimaru could also see the colours... Some snake reptile bullshit or something-

Wait wait omg- Obito wear orange tinted goggles. Orange like those glasses that that give colourblind people the ability to see all colours. What if obito is colourblind and can't see his colours until Madara gave him a Rinnagan ? Omg.

Kabuto : ... I've lived with Orochimaru for years since my childhood. I can live easily with that amount of flamboyance.

Kabuto: I have an army. Tsunade: We have a Kakashi and Gai.

YES YES. OMG IT FITS PERFECTLY IN MY AU OMG-

Kid Kakashi : *looking confused at Gai and Obito because what is going on. Ps, he's blushing so hard right now* ???

Gai and Obito : *completely and absolutely oblivious* >:D

Rin : *has an idea of what the deal is but isn't sure so doesn't say anything*

Genma and Ebisu : *know but can't be bothered to do anything about it*

Minato : *trying so hard to not laugh*

Choza : *sighing exhausted at the drama, too old and tired for this shit*

Kushina : ... I'm telling them.

Mikoto : Don't you fucking dare. This is too hilarious for you to tell them.

Kushina : omg you're so right !

Mikoto : I usually am.

Sakumo in the pure world : *resisting the urge to fight the shinegami just to punt those two little brat trying to court his baby wolf pup*

Dai, also in the pure world : *holding Sakumo's back, trying to calm him down, because one of those two brats is his son !*

Uhhh random hatake au in which challenging a hatake to a fight three times in a row/clashing with them three times insinuates you wish to court them, and so Kakashi spends the majority of his life mentally screaming because these people might not know it but in the eyes of the Hatake they're all attempting to court him? help??

Okay so funny idea-

Rivalry is the only way to court a Hatake.

Being rivals with a Hatake means you are courting them.

Kakashi : *waiting for Gai, for almost over 20 years (!), to finally give him any fucking gifts that he could accept, signifying they would now be mates*

Gai : ETERNAL RIVAL !!! :D

Kakashi : *silently crying in his head*

Kakashi's ninken : *sigh in pain*

Gai : *has absolutely no idea about Hatake courting* ? :D

In the pure world :

Sakumo : *wincing for his son* aouch... My poor little pup...

Dai : *annoyed at his son obliviousness* SAGE DAMNIT SON-

Also... The Senju brothers being half Hatake.

Izuna : Aha ! We meet again rival !

Tobirama : Pardon !? since when ?! *Blushing shocked*

Izuna : Eh ??? *Confused*

Hashirama : !!! You didn't tell me Tobi ! :0

Madara : Izuna you moron ! They're half Hatake !!!

Izuna : !!! OH UM- NEVERMIND ! *blushing embarrassed*

Hashirama : Aw :'( *disappointed*

Tobirama : ... *Is secretly disappointed too*

Touka : *is laughing like a hyena*

Hikaku : *is sighing in exhaustion*

The rest of the Senjus and Uchihas fighting : *Stop fighting to observe bemused at the interaction*

During the summer where Hashirama and Madara meet... :

Madara : So are we rivals now ?

Hashirama : Ah- um... Maybe...? If you wanna, I wouldn't mind... *Is fidgeting, shy and blushing*

Madara : *looks at him confused* ???

Hashirama : I'm half Hatake...

Madara : OH- hhhhhhh... No. Sorry... *Looks away blushing, actually sad he has to say no*

Hashirama : Oh... ;'( *Sad little puppy*

Omfg yeeessssss, and it's not intentional each time ! X3

Uzui was chilling peaceful as the one first one here, waiting for the other to arrive with Himejima. He was talking calmly (or as calmly this man can be) with his fellow hashira.

Until...

Someone suddenly just touch his shoulder.

He will let every single one of you that he absolutely did not jump on Himejima in his scare nor scream like a little girl, nuh huh. Not at all. But if he did, it wa- um... He means would be completely and absolutely flamboyant !

Kanae stop laughing-

Anyway-

He turn his head towards the person whom (and no, he didn't have to get down Himejima.)... Just touch his shoulder and nothing else. To... Someone he doesn't know ?

"Sorry... Tomioka Giyu... Newest hashira... Hello ?"

Oh yes ! The new guy ! Water hashira if he's not mistaken. "Hey Tomioka ! Welcome and congratulations on your promotion !" Eh ? That seems to make him uncomfortable ? Oh well. "Pleased to meet you, Tomioka-san, welcome and congratulations." He simply hum as a response. Huh, he doesn't seem like the talkative type. Oh well, too bad.

He goes to his corner on his own. And Uzui tries to listen to his heartbeat...

Eh ?

EH ?!

EEEEEHH ??!

He... He doesn't... Have an heartbeat...?

"Himejima...?" "Yes... I know..."

Oh. This is why he... No they didn't hear the guy arrive.

"Okay what the actual f-"

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