Get Down: SW Parody

Get Down: SW Parody

Anakin:

Sittin' here all alone

On a throne

In a palace that I happen to own

Bring me some tip-yip

Keep it on the bone.

Fill my goblet up to the brim

Sippin' on ardees and I spill it on my robes

With the gold lace trim

Not very prim and proper

Can't make me stop-

I wanna go hunting, any takers?

I'm not fake 'cause I've got acres and acres

Paid for with stolen riches

Where my Massiffs? Release the bitches!

Rex:

(Woof)

Anakin:

Everyday

Sit back so I can watch them play, yeah

'Cause they obey- ya

And tomorrow, I'll hit replay

You, you said that I tricked ya

'Cause I, I didn't follow Darth Bane’s scripture

Too bad I’ve got no fear

So I'm gonna hang it up so that it’s crystal clear

And i won’t stop here 'cause

I'm the king of the castle

Get down, with all your hassle

Get down

Get down

Get down with all that hassle

Get down

Get down

'Cause I'm the king of the castle.

When I get bored

I go to court

Pull up outside in my speeder

I’m the leader

So I have a little flirt with the footman

He calls me sir-

As you were

Making my way to the dance floor

Some boys making advance

I ignore them

'Cause my jam comes on the juke

No rebuke

There’s no fluke

All eyes on me

No criticism

I look more wiz than

A glowing prism

Dance so hard that I'm causin' a sensation

Okay captain, let's blow this whole station.

You, you said that I tricked ya

'Cause I, I didn't follow Darth Bane’s scripture

Too bad I’ve got no fear

So I'm gonna hang it up so that it’s crystal clear

And i won’t stop here 'cause

I'm the king of the castle

Get down, with all your hassle

Get down

Get down (all that fuckn’ hassle)

Get down

Get down

'Cause I'm the king of the castle

Now I ain't sayin' their bigger,

But dear captain, pull the trigger

Got no chains

Symbolic of my freedom from the Empire

In the fast lane

My throne is ready for me to ascend higher

Let me explain...

I'm a Tatooinian, not some Coru flower

No one tells me I need a rich man

Doing my own thing while destroying Sheev’s plan

Anakin:

You, you said that I tricked ya

Ahsoka:

(Tricked ya)

Anakin:

'Cause I (I), I didn't read the scripture

Rex:

(No no)

Anakin:

Too bad I’ve got no fear

Ahsoka and Rex:

(Too bad he’s got no fear)

So I'm gonna hang it up (hang it up, hang it up) so that it’s crystal clear!

And I can't stop here 'cause

I'm the king of the castle

Get down, with all your hassle

Get down (Yeah, c'mon, ha!)

Get down (Get down with me)

Get down with all this hassle

Get down (It's King Anakin)

(Aha-ha-ha, get)

Get down (Ow!)

'Cause I'm the king of the castle

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Hail the new Emperor, Anakin Skywalker. A job he takes JUST to laugh at Palpatine one last time. Still part of the Double Traitor AU.

I had some help with this from a friend on a SW Discord server. They are supes nice!

Where is the Justice: Loki Parody

{Loki and Odin stood in a meeting room, a few Asgardians council members stood around them as the two royals argued.}

[Loki]

Where is the justice

When the guilty all go free?

Why don't we lock them up

And throw away the key?

[Odin]

I see a young man's anger burning in your eyes

[Loki]

What you see is my impatience

With your noble compromise

Show me what's right about

The wrongs that we allow

Asguardians need to feel

Protected here and now

{Loki turns away from Odin}

This whole damn system’s broken way beyond repair

It's just law not law and order

Not much good and seldom fair

[Council Member A]

Laws are made for everyone

We're treated all the same

[Loki]

Till advocate‘s words can fix the blame

Let our vindications

Make the regulations

And hold no one accountable

When everything goes wrong

Let those who are heinous

Get away with murder

Every time a high-priced

Mouth-piece starts to talk

His patron gets to walk

Tell me, where is the justice?

If there’s any justice

[Loki Supporters]

Where's the justice?

Tell me where!

[Loki]

Where is the justice

[Loki Supporters]

Tell me where!

[Loki]

For all the victims?

[Loki Supports]

Tell me where!

[Loki]

Where is the justice?

What good is law that can’t

Punish those who break it?

[Frigga]

Politicians

Make their speeches all day long

While judges twiddling away

Mostly get it wrong

(Mostly get it wrong!)

{Loki smiled at this mother for having his back}

[Council Member B]

Instead of loopholes

For the laws to fall between

Let some good old-fashioned pay-back

Grease the wheels of a machine

(Grease the wheels of the machine)

[Loki]

Isn't everybody sick to death of all this stuff?

Can't we all stand up and say enough?

(We've had enough)

{Odin was getting mad and slowly stalked towards Loki as the smaller man stood his ground}

(Justice, justice, justice, now's the time for)

[Loki]

Listen to the families

Hiding in their houses (justice, justice)

All of them afraid to walk the streets at night

With all their doors locked tight

We must give them their justice

{Loki is now backing away from Odin as the older man bears an angry face}

[Loki Supporter]

Where is the justice?

[Loki]

We owe them some justice

{Loki falls to his knees}

[Loki Supporter]

Where is the justice?

{Loki looks up at Odin and reaches out to him}

[All]

Where is the justice?

{Loki bows his head as Odin looks away from his son on the floor}

So this is an idea I had for SOOOO long and i don’t know where else to post this but I’m going to get my idea out:

Queen Frigga, in an act of assassination, was stung by a bug that corrupts her body, mind, and soul. Loki, in an act of desperation at seeing the only person who had ever truly cared for him crumble away right before his eyes, casts a spell on her.

This spell goes completely wrong and now the parasitic bug’s essence is woven into her, corrupting her more and now she had that very ability. At seeing his mother rise from her death bed, Loki feels he had saved her and goes to hug her.

Before he can, of course, she forces a parasite upon him. Now corrupted like her, the two are far more bug like and, before being sealed away, Loki is ‘saved’, the parasite thought to be at bay since he is powerful in magic as Frigga is frozen in stone.

Loki uses his power to free her as soon as he is able to, Thor heart broken as he is betrayed by Loki and Odin is shocked to hear his wife’s horrible and dark words as they had to face facts. Loki and Frigga were changed. Forever.

So some things about this AU:

- Loki has numerous eyes and wings, his skin a soft pale green. That’s really the only difference in his appearance.

- Frigga has 3 sets of arms, a pair of wings, antenna, darker green skin, and almost yellow hair instead of her natural blonde.

- Loki is far more chaotic as his already lost mind has been corrupted more by the parasite.

- Loki is always standing beside Frigga when he can and gets anxious when standing near Thor and terrified around Odin

- Loki lost his ability to lie, however it was replaced by more mischief, but way more childish.

- Frigga has a problem with trying not to harm anyone. It’s a constant battle between herself and the parasite that has taken over her.

- Loki, being a second band parasite instead of the original, is less likely to feel that urge to kill, but it’s not unclear to see him actually in the fighting ring.

- Due to their wings, Loki and Frigga handle having them very differently. Frigga will proudly show them off, especially as an intimidating tactic. Loki’d rather hide them away so they are unseen.

If you wish to use this idea in any way shape or form, I’d love that, but I would like to be asked and to see the finish product. Thank you 💖

So I want to make a Roleplay server an idea I have for an Arthurian Legends group rp.

So the story is that the citizens of Camelot were all reincarnated and, due to the Lady of the Lake finding them, all 'woke up'. Now with competing memories of themselves in the mediaeval and modern era, they work together to find a balance between the memories and hopefully thrive together in peace.

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Rules:

- This will take place on Discord

- These are characters with a certain personality, appearance, etc. So please respect the original

- Make sure you chose a character you can actually play

- Please use 3rd person/ narrator perspective and paragraph formatting when roleplaying

- Comment with who you want to play so I can send you the discord link

Here is the list of characters:

Google Docs

Characters - Arthurian Legends

Sheet1 CHARACTERS,STATUS King Arthur,OPEN Guinevere,OPEN Lancelot,CLOSED Galahad,OPEN Gwain,OPEN Morgana,OPEN Dinadan,OPEN Galehaut,OPEN Mo

After suffering at the hands of their own selfishness and cruelty, the children and parents are taken to a wing in the hospital wing that is for mental trauma more than physical and are given the option to live in the factory.

All of the children talk it over and decide, with or without their parent’s say, that they want to live there, away from the things that made them so spoiled.

10 years later, the former children are running the show of the factory and succeeding very well. Charlie is the face of the company and head Chocolatier, Veruca handles the budgets and is a sponsor thanks to her father’s business, Violet is head Marketing and Sales due to being able to crush the competition, Augustus works as the main taste tester and flavor maker, and Mike Teavee works as head of technology and innovation.

Some of the things that has happened to them has forever changed them, however. Violet is still very very blue, however hair dye and make up has been able to help cover that up. Veruca still has small scars all over her from being scratched by the squirrels. She also never goes into that room of the factory ever. Augustus still has a habit of biting his fingers when he dips his hand in chocolate and hurts himself doing so. Mike has what the others call a ‘glitch’, but is diagnosed as Alice in Wonderland syndrome, perceiving himself to be smaller than he actually is. A few Oompa Loompas are stationed around each child to help them out.

As they grow, they become one big family and help each other through their issues, even if it means putting off a day’s work to comfort their friends.

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Rules:

- Please only apply for a character you can actually play

- This will take place on Discord

- While these are characters with a certain personality, appearance, etc. you can make them your own as long as you respect the original

- Please use 3rd person/ narrator perspective and paragraph formatting when roleplaying

Here is the list of characters:

Google Docs

Characters - WW

Sheet1 NAMES,STATUS Willy Wonka,Open Charlie Buckets,Open Veruca Salt,Open Violet B.,Open Mike Teavee,Closed Augustus Gloop,Open