Get Down: SW Parody

Get Down: SW Parody

Anakin:

Sittin' here all alone

On a throne

In a palace that I happen to own

Bring me some tip-yip

Keep it on the bone.

Fill my goblet up to the brim

Sippin' on ardees and I spill it on my robes

With the gold lace trim

Not very prim and proper

Can't make me stop-

I wanna go hunting, any takers?

I'm not fake 'cause I've got acres and acres

Paid for with stolen riches

Where my Massiffs? Release the bitches!

Rex:

(Woof)

Anakin:

Everyday

Sit back so I can watch them play, yeah

'Cause they obey- ya

And tomorrow, I'll hit replay

You, you said that I tricked ya

'Cause I, I didn't follow Darth Bane’s scripture

Too bad I’ve got no fear

So I'm gonna hang it up so that it’s crystal clear

And i won’t stop here 'cause

I'm the king of the castle

Get down, with all your hassle

Get down

Get down

Get down with all that hassle

Get down

Get down

'Cause I'm the king of the castle.

When I get bored

I go to court

Pull up outside in my speeder

I’m the leader

So I have a little flirt with the footman

He calls me sir-

As you were

Making my way to the dance floor

Some boys making advance

I ignore them

'Cause my jam comes on the juke

No rebuke

There’s no fluke

All eyes on me

No criticism

I look more wiz than

A glowing prism

Dance so hard that I'm causin' a sensation

Okay captain, let's blow this whole station.

You, you said that I tricked ya

'Cause I, I didn't follow Darth Bane’s scripture

Too bad I’ve got no fear

So I'm gonna hang it up so that it’s crystal clear

And i won’t stop here 'cause

I'm the king of the castle

Get down, with all your hassle

Get down

Get down (all that fuckn’ hassle)

Get down

Get down

'Cause I'm the king of the castle

Now I ain't sayin' their bigger,

But dear captain, pull the trigger

Got no chains

Symbolic of my freedom from the Empire

In the fast lane

My throne is ready for me to ascend higher

Let me explain...

I'm a Tatooinian, not some Coru flower

No one tells me I need a rich man

Doing my own thing while destroying Sheev’s plan

Anakin:

You, you said that I tricked ya

Ahsoka:

(Tricked ya)

Anakin:

'Cause I (I), I didn't read the scripture

Rex:

(No no)

Anakin:

Too bad I’ve got no fear

Ahsoka and Rex:

(Too bad he’s got no fear)

So I'm gonna hang it up (hang it up, hang it up) so that it’s crystal clear!

And I can't stop here 'cause

I'm the king of the castle

Get down, with all your hassle

Get down (Yeah, c'mon, ha!)

Get down (Get down with me)

Get down with all this hassle

Get down (It's King Anakin)

(Aha-ha-ha, get)

Get down (Ow!)

'Cause I'm the king of the castle

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Hail the new Emperor, Anakin Skywalker. A job he takes JUST to laugh at Palpatine one last time. Still part of the Double Traitor AU.

I had some help with this from a friend on a SW Discord server. They are supes nice!

Double Traitor AU

Basic Description:

Anakin is a traitor to the Jedi Order as well as the Empire and basically forms his own section of the Rebellion run by himself and the 501st Legion.

Important things to note:

Anakin doesn’t turn

Rex stays with his General

Anakin is done with everythingTM

Fives is still alive because ✨reasons✨

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Not Basic Description:

Anakin found the inhibitor chips a few years before Order 66 was issued. He found them when he realised he could order his men around with simple stuff like and they were forced to obey.

Being a slave for the beginning of his life, he didn’t want anyone else to suffer the way he had and had Kix remove them and his own. They still followed him, but now that was their decision and not his order.

Once the Order was passed and Anakin stormed his way to get to the Younglings, Rex and the others crowded him and talked him down, their once fierce general breaking down as he told Rex everything that had happened.

Getting a quick reassuring smile from each of the men that still stood there and were waiting for him, ready to help fix the very mess he started and took a part in, he smirked and told them his plan.

His ‘plan’ of course is staying the course of what he was going to do before hand, but made sure that no Jedi was hurt from that point forward.

They stormed inside the place where the Younglings were, and after initial fear from them, Fives and Echo led them to an escape ship along with a few Jedi they found along the way to the hanger.

As they were doing that, the remainder of the 501st Legion and Anakin himself went to work stunning every Jedi they saw, making sure they looked dead enough for the mind controlled clones.

As this went on, Anakin and Rex split off and went to the Jedi Council Room and basically announced to them that they were behind all of this along with the Chancellor.

As they basically renounced the Jedi Order, the other members of the 501st Legion come in save for Hardcase, who is outside the window of room to catch the council if needed in a ship.

Most to all of the ships in the hanger are gone, each and every one had been full to the brim of Jedi young and old who the clones helped escape, waking some up to fly them out of there.

As Anakin confronts the council with amber eyes (fake contacts provided by Kix) he lets all of his hatred and anger out on them, ranting and raving like a mad man as he let his hatred flow through the force, but not letting it consume him.

He freezes for a moment as the Chancellor walks through before he lets out an animalistic growl and pulls them all together before throwing them out of one of the giant windows all at once.

Unbeknownst to Sideous, they all landed inside the ship outside with moderate ease and were a little worse for wear, but generally safe. Anakin turned to Sideous and bowed, proclaiming him as his master with gritted teeth...

Now, as Darth Vader, Anakin helps the Rebellion in any way he can since he was the right hand man to the Emperor and is one of the Rebellion’s most high profile informants.

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After the Rebellion ends and everyone is safe, Anakin retires from Jedi work and goes to a nice planet with his polyamory cuddle puddle of clones, is in his kid’s lives mostly, and still hangs out with Ahsoka from time to time and go out and cause trouble for the entire galaxy, just like the old times.

I am opening up a discord server for people who want to Roleplay Star Wars. PM me if you wanna join.

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Rules:

- This will take place on Discord

- These are characters with a certain personality, appearance, etc. So please respect the original

- Not OC Friendly

- Please use 3rd person/ narrator perspective and paragraph formatting when roleplaying

Rebels to the Core

I’ve had this idea in my mind since season 1 of Rebels. I don’t know why, but it was, and I finally FINALLY wrote it down. Enjoy this stupidity lol

Sabine: C'mon guys, you know this one!

Hera: Oh yeah!

Ezra: Whoohoo!

Zeb: Karabast…

[Sabine]

We've come from so many destinations,

Joined by a common bond

We sing our song 'cross the Imperial Stations

From this Galaxy and beyond

[Hera and Kanan]

We're Rebels forever, Rebels together

We're family, but so much more

No matter what comes, we will face the weather

We're Rebels to the core

Zeb: Uh-huh.

[Ezra Bridger]

There's no place that I'd rather be

Than with my Master next to me

My clan all around come to join and see

As we fight against boring and bland!

[Hera, Kanan, and Sabine]

We're Rebels forever, Rebels together

We're family, but so much more

No matter what comes, we will face the weather

We're Rebels to the core

Zeb: That’s right.

[Hera]

We're peas in a pod, we're thick as thieves

Any cliché you can throw at me

We're here for each other, through thick and thin

You're always welcome with your Rebel kin

[Chopper]

Wheeeeee!

[Sabine]

You're more fun than the color pink

Or Rebel ships flying over in a blink

The love I feel here is swim, not sink

As we sing out loud and grand!

Ghost Crew: All right!

[All]

We're Rebels forever, Rebels together

We're family, but so much more

No matter what comes, we will face the weather

We're Rebels to the core!

Zeb: Hell Yeah!

So as someone who loves this idea as many do, I wanted to play it out with a few peeps. Whether it’s revealed to be headcanon or actual canon, it’s still a fun idea.

Basic plot:

Just another peaceful day in the Xavier Institute with the X-Men. No people trying to murder them, no mansion blowing up, just calm as everyone was sitting in the living room relaxing. That is, predictably, til a portal out of no where appears right under everyone’s favourite speedster.

A sound of surprise and a curse were all that was heard before he vanished through the floor, his goggles being the only trace he had been there at all...

As Peter wakes up in a well maintained lawn, he was utterly shocked at where he had ended up. It was...a suburban neighbourhood. Not the worst place to get kidnapped, but not the best. He doesn’t have much time to think about it before a woman with black hair makes herself known and everything goes black...

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Rules:

- Please only apply for a character you can actually play

- This will take place on Discord

- While these are characters with a certain personality, appearance, etc. you can make them your own as long as you respect the original

- Please use 3rd person/ narrator perspective and paragraph formatting when roleplaying

Characters:

Google Docs

Characters - WV/X-M

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