A Jedi Tale

A Jedi Tale

Anakin:

La, la-la-la, la-la

La-la-la, la-la-la

The Jedi used to speak and sing

We weren't always quiet

We told stories and funny jokes

My stand-up was a riot

But then one day, a fight broke out

And hurtful words were said

Flaring tempers were inflamed

Destruction quickly spread

And fighting bred from dread and dead

It even burnt our... bread

Sorry, I forgot how much I love rhyming. Where was I? Oh, right!

My happy temple lay in ruins

Relationships got worse

Spoiler alert: we quickly learned

That ties could be a curse

"No more friendships," yelled our leader

The last thing said aloud

Into a Vow of Silence

We took as a crowd

The quiet cooled emotions

And peace was soon restored

But with no way to speak my thoughts

I got super... bored

Seriously, there's only so long that hologames can keep you entertained!

'Cause rainbows won't light up the sky

Unless you let it rain

And honeyfruits sometimes come with worms

No, you can't give up your passion

'Cause you're scared of a little pain

It's a lesson that the Jedi never learned

I was stuck in silent prison

With the voices in my head

'Til I tripped over my salvation

In a helpful flowerbed

I made a drink to clear my pipes

And I became quite chatty

With years and years of stored-up words

I drove the temple batty

They didn't like my jokes and songs

And daily dose of news

The plays I wrote, the speeches spoke

Variety revues!

Or the story about the Jedi who came from Tatooine

And fell in love with this senator, and he wore a freaky helmet thing, and he played the kloo horn a lot and got all broody 'cause she had a crush on another senator, so he took her away on this underground gondola. I mean, who doesn't love musical theater?!

The council members made it clear

I had to make my choice

I could stay and live with them

Or I could keep my voice

So I crashed here, but left the my droids alone

They're hard to move

With just the view for company

Until ya heard me groove

Take it away, boys!

Dead Clone Troopers:

...

Anakin:

'Cause rainbows won't light up the sky

Unless you let it rain

And candles just won't glow until they're burned

No, you can't give up your passion

'Cause you're scared of a little pain

It's a lesson that the Jedi never learned

No matter how hard I schooled them

Fear of turnin’ still what ruled them

Sometimes you gotta let it raaaaaaaain!

Yeah, sometimes you've gotta let it...rain...

—————/—————

So this is a bit...jokey.

The context is that because of the Clone Wars, a lot of Jedi were stressed and angry, sooo they made a vow of silence. Anakin, being Anakin, found this boring and made a drink to help him talk after years of his voice not working and sassed literally everyone. He was kicked out of the Order and crash landed on a planet with no help.

After basically losing his sanity all alone for 20+ years, Luke and Leia, raised by Padme and trained by Obi-Wan, finally find him.

I’m thinking of making this another AU I have along with my Double Traitor AU and my Rebel!Anakin AU buuut i don’t know if a Membrane AU would be good. Tell me what ya think ☺️ if you have any questions I’d be happy to answer them. I also got some help with revisions from my friend on discord.

Hi! Question regarding your discord rp. Does it have a specific plot line to follow? And how serious is it?

It does have a specific plot line however I normally have small Roleplay rooms for 2-3 or so peeps to rp away from the main plot line. I don’t do crack roleplays if that’s what you’re referring to.

SCENE START

{The entire temple was running away from the clones that were now attacking them all. The 501st Legion and the man at the helm of the army, Anakin Skywalker, attacked every single Jedi they saw with blasters, a laugh coming from Anakin as he shot them.

Every single person who was shot hit the floor, the blasters set to stun as Anakin walked quickly with Rex at his heels, the others going to round up the Jedi to save them from the clones carrying out the Order.

Anakin growled as he sealed off the Jedi Council room, smirking, knowing he will have to act now as he stood in front of the council members who looked more annoyed, unaware of the chaos outside}

Anakin:

Any moment now, Jedi scum!

{Anakin turns to Rex}

Anakin:

Believe me I know, I've sunk pretty low

But whatever I've done, they’ve deserved

Mace Windu:

Skywalker!

Rex:

Quiet!

{He aims blaster at him, shutting up the man quickly along with the others}

Anakin:

I'm the bad guy, that's fine

It's no fault of mine and some justice at last will be served!

Depa:

(reaches a gentle hand out to him)

Please just listen

{Rex puts his hand on Anakin’s shoulder before he nodded and moved in front of Anakin as said man turns around and tries to mentally collect himself}

Rex:

Now it's time to step up or it's time to back down

And there's only one answer I see

And I'll stand up and fight 'cause I know that he’s right

And I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready

Ready as I'll ever be

{The rest of the 501st legion come walking in before they sealed the door and turned to the council, all of them surrounding their general}

Rex:

(turns to the council)

Now it's time to rise up or it's time to stand down

And our forces are already free

And I swear, though we’re flawed, we’ll no longer be ignored

Are you ready?

{Anakin turns to face the council with amber eyes, a collective gasp coming from the group}

Anakin:

I'm ready

The 501st Legion:

We're ready (we're ready)

Anakin:

Ready as I'll ever be...

{Anakin and Rex move away for a moment as Anakin looks at Rex through the coloured contacts Kix slipped into his hand. Rex placed a hand gently on his general’s shoulder}

Rex:

Do you truly think we can do this?

{Anakin gives him a small smile and grabs his hand, pulling him back to the others}

Anakin:

Together we will guarantee!

(Anakin turns to the Jedi)

Anakin with the 501sh Legion:

That they will hear me! (now it's time to act shy or look to the sky)

Some day you’ll thank me (and now we all can be free)

Anakin:

(In his mind)

I hope they all will agree...

The 501st Legion:

Now the line's in the sand and our moment's at hand

Kix:

And I'm ready

Rex:

I'm ready

Echo and Fives:

We’re ready!

{Anakin takes a small breath to calm himself as he is hidden behind the clones who block him from sight}

Anakin(whispers)(sobs):

Ready as I can ever be...

{The Chancellor enters as the last note hits, all eyes turning to him}

SCENE END

Get Down: SW Parody

Anakin:

Sittin' here all alone

On a throne

In a palace that I happen to own

Bring me some tip-yip

Keep it on the bone.

Fill my goblet up to the brim

Sippin' on ardees and I spill it on my robes

With the gold lace trim

Not very prim and proper

Can't make me stop-

I wanna go hunting, any takers?

I'm not fake 'cause I've got acres and acres

Paid for with stolen riches

Where my Massiffs? Release the bitches!

Rex:

(Woof)

Anakin:

Everyday

Sit back so I can watch them play, yeah

'Cause they obey- ya

And tomorrow, I'll hit replay

You, you said that I tricked ya

'Cause I, I didn't follow Darth Bane’s scripture

Too bad I’ve got no fear

So I'm gonna hang it up so that it’s crystal clear

And i won’t stop here 'cause

I'm the king of the castle

Get down, with all your hassle

Get down

Get down

Get down with all that hassle

Get down

Get down

'Cause I'm the king of the castle.

When I get bored

I go to court

Pull up outside in my speeder

I’m the leader

So I have a little flirt with the footman

He calls me sir-

As you were

Making my way to the dance floor

Some boys making advance

I ignore them

'Cause my jam comes on the juke

No rebuke

There’s no fluke

All eyes on me

No criticism

I look more wiz than

A glowing prism

Dance so hard that I'm causin' a sensation

Okay captain, let's blow this whole station.

You, you said that I tricked ya

'Cause I, I didn't follow Darth Bane’s scripture

Too bad I’ve got no fear

So I'm gonna hang it up so that it’s crystal clear

And i won’t stop here 'cause

I'm the king of the castle

Get down, with all your hassle

Get down

Get down (all that fuckn’ hassle)

Get down

Get down

'Cause I'm the king of the castle

Now I ain't sayin' their bigger,

But dear captain, pull the trigger

Got no chains

Symbolic of my freedom from the Empire

In the fast lane

My throne is ready for me to ascend higher

Let me explain...

I'm a Tatooinian, not some Coru flower

No one tells me I need a rich man

Doing my own thing while destroying Sheev’s plan

Anakin:

You, you said that I tricked ya

Ahsoka:

(Tricked ya)

Anakin:

'Cause I (I), I didn't read the scripture

Rex:

(No no)

Anakin:

Too bad I’ve got no fear

Ahsoka and Rex:

(Too bad he’s got no fear)

So I'm gonna hang it up (hang it up, hang it up) so that it’s crystal clear!

And I can't stop here 'cause

I'm the king of the castle

Get down, with all your hassle

Get down (Yeah, c'mon, ha!)

Get down (Get down with me)

Get down with all this hassle

Get down (It's King Anakin)

(Aha-ha-ha, get)

Get down (Ow!)

'Cause I'm the king of the castle

——————

Hail the new Emperor, Anakin Skywalker. A job he takes JUST to laugh at Palpatine one last time. Still part of the Double Traitor AU.

I had some help with this from a friend on a SW Discord server. They are supes nice!

Rebels to the Core

I’ve had this idea in my mind since season 1 of Rebels. I don’t know why, but it was, and I finally FINALLY wrote it down. Enjoy this stupidity lol

Sabine: C'mon guys, you know this one!

Hera: Oh yeah!

Ezra: Whoohoo!

Zeb: Karabast…

[Sabine]

We've come from so many destinations,

Joined by a common bond

We sing our song 'cross the Imperial Stations

From this Galaxy and beyond

[Hera and Kanan]

We're Rebels forever, Rebels together

We're family, but so much more

No matter what comes, we will face the weather

We're Rebels to the core

Zeb: Uh-huh.

[Ezra Bridger]

There's no place that I'd rather be

Than with my Master next to me

My clan all around come to join and see

As we fight against boring and bland!

[Hera, Kanan, and Sabine]

We're Rebels forever, Rebels together

We're family, but so much more

No matter what comes, we will face the weather

We're Rebels to the core

Zeb: That’s right.

[Hera]

We're peas in a pod, we're thick as thieves

Any cliché you can throw at me

We're here for each other, through thick and thin

You're always welcome with your Rebel kin

[Chopper]

Wheeeeee!

[Sabine]

You're more fun than the color pink

Or Rebel ships flying over in a blink

The love I feel here is swim, not sink

As we sing out loud and grand!

Ghost Crew: All right!

[All]

We're Rebels forever, Rebels together

We're family, but so much more

No matter what comes, we will face the weather

We're Rebels to the core!

Zeb: Hell Yeah!