TW: Vent And Suicide Talk

TW: Vent and Suicide Talk

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I just don’t know what to do. I don’t want to be alone and I want to go out and have fun and just not fear getting sick because some guy sneezed or coughed half way across a mall food court, ya know?

I’m starting to fear that death is my only option out and i don’t know how to fix it. Sure I watch dumb videos to keep my mind off it, but I keep seeing these news articles about how this will be our new normal forever. I just…I don’t want to be here anymore with this.

So...if we can get a Lord of the Rings show, I think that we should also get a show about the Golden Age of Narnia, and they should recast the original siblings, because they are now the appropriate age of when the golden age took place. Just putting that out there...

So due to ✨nostalgia✨ I’ve been on a hyperfixation kick with the movie franchise Narnia, specifically the live action one made by Disney.

So I’ve imprinted on Edmund, so naturally I see myself in him and I had an idea!

So this is, like, three AUs in one lol BUT mixing the well known and popular ‘what if they never left and kept staying as the royals’ with the also popular ‘Jadis comes back somehow’ and my addition!

My addition is this:

All of the royals are replaced with duplicates except for Edmund. His eyes are wise to any disguise so he can see through all of them, as well as a good amount of the guards. Aslan is still gone so he can’t inform him, so he tries to strategise how to take these copies down and where his true siblings would be, but he can’t imagine where they are held. Sadly, he knows no one will believe him.

So I love Arthurian legends and one of my favourite stories is Gawain and the Green Knight. I want to Roleplay an alternate version. What I mean, of course, is it’s the same, but ✨gay✨

My idea is that Gawain stays with the Knight, his home now amongst the fairies and elves and in the home of the fae man.

I have a few rules:

- Please use 3rd person/ narrator perspective and paragraph formatting when roleplaying

- No Homophobic BS

- This will be in PMs

My Frankenstein! (Anakin Skywalker Parody)

I’m standing here before my idol

Been your devoted, your disciple

This moment played in my imagination

About a hundred thousand times

And all the trademarks that defined you

I must have built a trillion shrines to

It’s kinda crazy you can still amaze me

I’ve seen it all so many times

Like, oh Palpatine

You know that moment in that speech

When you spoke your nice life, to preach.

Well, you made me feel so reached

You’re my Frankenstein

And I’m your monster

Your love gave me life

Like lightning and thunder

Oh, the world can feel like a storm

And my battleship is the eye

Your face on every wall

Keeping me alive

That was then and this is now!

So what do I say?

So what do I say…?

I know too much now, I can't see you

The same Palpatine who I was drawn to

Your evil games are driving me insane for

Ever thinking I could trust you!

Cause now I found out you’re a Sith.

What is my life without that dear myth?

It’s kinda messed up, I feel like a breakup

Except it’s all your fault, not mine!

’Cause oh my Palpatine

Why'd you have to let me see

The other side of you, that screen?

Now I can’t see past my canteen.

You’re my Frankenstein

And I’m your monster

Your love saved my life

Like shelter and water

You’re my Frankenstein

And I’m your monster

Your reign’s crumbling down

Like stone and mortar

You’re my Frankenstein…

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