One With The Wind

one with the wind 🍁

I think I will never recover from this book

Yugioh went "gardeners are actually inherently a little Fucked Up In The Head and Crave Violence." and they were so real for that.

The idea of the magic card "Swords to plowshares" is essentially that target creature rejects the way of the sword and becomes a farmer instead, hence you lose them as a combatant but gain the health from their farming.

This is really fuckin funny in conjunction with a lot of potential targets for that card. Can you just imagine you're an average farmer in an MTG plane, have a normal-ass day, and all of a sudden you look to the east, and stretching up past the clouds you see Ulamog, the despoiler, one of the infamous eldrazi titans, a creature that corrupts all that is good by its mere presence. And all the enormous bastard is doing is using their massive fuckin tendrils to plow the land and plant potatos, and tend to their flocks of eldrazi spawn, and then it turns its eyeless head thats the size of several cities at you and tips its wide brimmed straw hat at you and continues going about its work.

Please continue about your business

Akiza: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!

Yusei: Um...Neat.

*later*

Yusei, struggling to fix his Duel Runner: I said "Neat," Jack. Who the f*** says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm f***ing stupid.

Jack, drinking a cup of coffee: Don't beat yourself up too much, Yusei. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Carly confessed her love for me?

Yusei: Didn't you thank her?

Jack: *harshly puts down his cup and looks at the ceiling* I f***ing thanked her.