Akiza:I'm So Happy, I Could Kiss You!

Akiza: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!

Yusei: Um...Neat.

*later*

Yusei, struggling to fix his Duel Runner: I said "Neat," Jack. Who the f*** says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm f***ing stupid.

Jack, drinking a cup of coffee: Don't beat yourself up too much, Yusei. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Carly confessed her love for me?

Yusei: Didn't you thank her?

Jack: *harshly puts down his cup and looks at the ceiling* I f***ing thanked her.

I need everyone who’s new to Critical Role/TLOVM to know this is Taliesin Jaffe (the voice of Percy) at his senior prom.

So, I’ve been seeing a few different posts recently about the new cards that show Gideon’s death, but I haven’t seen anyone pointing this out yet, so I thought I would.

Gideon’s big feature, the gimmick that sets him apart from pretty much every other Planeswalker, is that he can become indestructible. Every card of him has the feature that allows him to become some kind of indestructible soldier creature for a turn, even his Origins card pre-Spark Ignition. No matter where he is, Gideon is always standing on the frontlines, standing in the way of trouble yet never taking any damage himself.

It’s his greatest blessing…but also his greatest curse, as it was because of his indestructibility that he became the lone survivor of the Irregulars.

So, it’s really poetic then, that Gideon’s death by him taking the damage that someone else should’ve. Gideon didn’t step in the way of some spell or attack for one of his friends and throw up his shields–he took on their burden, their curse, and let it take his life instead of theirs when they broke it.

Gideon Jura, the Planeswalker, was born by surviving an attack his friends couldn’t.

Kytheon Iora, the Irregular, was killed by taking the burden too heavy for another.

Real observations since I started wearing a wizard hat daily:

- Brim is so wide that I stay BONE DRY taking walks in the rain

- Brim can be positioned to block the sun from ever getting in my eyes AND keeping it off the back of my neck

- The pointed top part creates an air pocket, keeping my head from getting hot or squishing my hair as it might in a ball cap

- Hat can easily be pulled down over the tips of my ears without looking dumb, protecting them from wind chill

- Strangers say they like my hat, giving me the chance to tell them that I am a wizard

- When you’re wearing a wizard hat, ALL OTHER FASHION CHOICES become secondary, allowing you to branch out with style

Embrace ego death. Stay protected from all elements. Wear a wizard hat.

Yugioh went "gardeners are actually inherently a little Fucked Up In The Head and Crave Violence." and they were so real for that.

My favorite thing:

When Yusaku plays a card too quickly and Ai has to scrunch back into the duel disk to avoid getting smacked.

Look at him.

LOOK UPON THIS WRETCHED CREATURE