Yeah, Its So Sad. If Only We Sat Together At Lunch Or Something. So Terrible How You Live On Mars Tho.

Yeah, it’s so sad. If only we sat together at lunch or something. So terrible how you live on mars tho.

do the rest of y’all have online friends u would actually kill to know irl or are u sane

at the lakeside mall. straight up "ticlking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My wiglly

carousel...

*leans back im my old timey chair*

why I haven't heard that name since I read Something Wicked This Way Comes...

Built almost 100 years ago in the deforested recreational park that would one day become Watcher World, the Panopticon Carousel is practically an institution in Hatchetfield. Despite the unusually high injury rates of riders on the gaudy, mirror-covered merry-go-round, many residents have terrified fond  memories of riding it as children. 

Among teens and adults, however, there is friendly debate regarding if whether the artist who made it:

                     A. Has never seen a horse before in his fucking life; or

                     B. Was on all the drugs when he made it.

hey guys remember that scene where they all lived and went to homecoming together

That happened right right RIGHT-

this is my favorite type of media ever

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

ok im kinda getting into relativity falls rn so here's my au or version of it or whatever. (for those who don't know, its basically the same plot except the character ages and roles are swapped.)

Swaps:

Dipper - Ford

Mabel - Stan

Soos - Abuelita (i don't know if she actually has a cannon first name)

Wendy - Manly Dan (In this he's just Boyish Dan)

Fiddleford - Pacifica

Robbie - Greg (his father. his mother, Janice, is replaced with Tambry.)

Gideon - Ted

Things about this:

Mabel was able to swap with Dipper without suspicion because Dipper is a trans man, and only began transitioning in the portal.(however, Mabel knew about this before he went in.)

The Mystery Shack is mostly the same, but there are a lot more bright colors and homemade crafts.

Instead of Stan getting a pet pig, he gets a pet goat instead. (Waddles already lives at the shack, he takes the place of Gompers.)

DIPCIFICA AND FORDSQUARED!!!!!!!!!!

Ford gets a crush on Boyish Dan (since he takes the role of the Wendy character), and this was basically his A W A K E N I N G

bill cipher is the same lol

Fiddleford is rich, but he's still a nerd like how he is in the show.

Dipper does not have six fingers, so he uses his Pinetree trademark on the journal.

Ford's hat was custom made for him by Mabel, and it has six fingers. she's also started selling them in the shop, but Ford is the only one we really see wearing it. (He isn't as attached to it as Dipper was in the show, but he still wears it a lot.)

Boyish Dan's friend group is Blubs, Durland, Greg, Tad, and Janice.

Candy and Grenda are now Susan and... idk. help me out.

that mostly it for now I think. I might do fan art later