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someone help i can’t stop making incorrect quotes (part 3)

part 1, part 4

MORE. (part 4)

part 1, part 5

Guys,,,, i posted fanfiction for the first time in 7 years,,, it’s a self insert/reader thing because I am cringe but I am free. Fellow Richie enjoyers should check it out. I already have chapter 2 and 3 written out I just need to edit them and figure out where I want the story to go lol.

okay this is it, the fifth and final quote post for u losers

part 1

teensy weensy filler chapter, how exciting. i had to make a decision tree to find out which ships could happen. i considered everything and i think i’ve planned out the best possible scenario

local richie writer ignores him for an entire chapter

finally!!!! it is here!!!!!!! I don’t know how I managed to write 10k words in 4 chapters do not ask me. any thoughts on next chapter being another Richie pov? they’re a lot easier to write but I feel like they might b boring to read? Idk.

I found a little caterpillar in my lettuce today shes my friend now. In other news chapter 5 is here

If you were to tell me that while watching nerdy prudes must die, I would start hearing a Christian having sex with a ghost after I nearly saw a girl kill her crush just to save the world? I would believe you, why? Because it's fucking starkid

Your honour, they were simply just in a silly goofy mood.

This is my dead girl walking.

I am only one mans girl, Max, and his name is Jesus Christ.

Song - The Ballad of Jane Doe from Ride The Cyclone: The Musical.

(Animated version with the song available in a separate post- Tumblr doesn’t allow you to add videos into reblogs apparently)

The Ballad of Peter Spankoffski

Song - The Ballad of Jane Doe from Ride The Cyclone: The Musical.

(Original comic in a separate post- Tumblr doesn’t let you add videos onto reblogs apparently so I had to make a separate post for the animated version)

WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

👻 Nerdy Prudes Must Die! 👻

Some art from yesterday’s video; where, as per tradition, I made illustrations based on some spooky musical tracks! 🎶First up is this one inspired by Starkid’s new show!

[DO NOT EDIT OR REPOST TO OTHER SITES / ACCOUNTS]   ♻️reblogs are lovely tho!♻️

My thoughts on names for a NPMD gender swap au! (Thank u to @lady-loveluck for listening to my inane ramblings <3)

Grace Chasity- Gregory Chasity

Peter Spankoffski - Petra Spankoffski

Stephanie Lauter - Stephen Lauter

Richard Lipschitz - Rachael Lipschitz

Ruth Fleming - Rufus Fleming (got this from a fanfic! will cite it when i find it again)

Maxwell Jägerman - Maxine Jägerman (From Lady Lovelucks awesome genderswap art!!)

Kyle Clauger - Kylie Clauger (thank you anons of loveluck and the general fandom consesus)

Jason Jepson - Jacqueline Jepson

Stacy - Stanley

Brenda - Brendan

BONUS ROUND

Brad Callahan - Brae Callahan (u know his parents white enough to pick that name)

Okay thank you for reading feel free to send any questions about this au to my askbox!! ! ::D

lil silhouette practice with THE BOYS

cured my depression tbh

M-m-max Jägerman

Oh no you pissed him off

Just throwin it out there Max HC he has mad bacne

I know we’re all talking about this clip BUT I NEED TO FUCKING TALK ABOUT THIS CLIP

ITS SOOOOO FUCKING GOOD I LOVE JON MATTESON SO MUCH AND WILL BRANNER EATS THOSE NOTES UP

The fucking switch from the super loud and emotionally intense I’M NOT A LOSER to the fucking tiny please don’t kill me is so fucked up i love it

I’ve not shut the fuck up about this specific scene for like two other posts but I felt the need to actually post the clip

Also it is hot that he immediately starts repeating it just because he’s told to by a dominant force, let alone the person who’s about to murder him and I’m tired of pretending it’s not- sue me I don’t make the rules I just love pathetic men