Me, Watching Naruto And Seeing Sasuke's Stuffed Dino: So Does This Imply Dinosaurs Exist In The Narutoverse

Me, watching Naruto and seeing Sasuke's stuffed dino: So does this imply dinosaurs exist in the narutoverse lol Me, watching Sasuke fight dinosaurs in Boruto: son of a bitch WHAT

Me, seeing an article pop up about the possible Itachi oneshot, figuring it was someone stretching: lol yeah right in what beautiful reality Me, reading it and checking into it, seeing it might be legit: RARE W FOR THIS REALITY???? KISHIMOTO PLEASE. PLEASE. I NEED TO SEE MY SON. PLEASE.

The Shizuma brain worms are back. If not meant to be KisaIta's son / metaphorical legacy (?) . Why son shaped. Why speaking words I could easily overlay over any screenshot of either young Itachi or Kisame. Why overlaying narrative themes.

why didn't the Fugaku and Mikoto hire a ninja nanny?

what was 6 year old Itachi doing looking after a goddamn baby when he was a baby himself????

No wonder Itachi killed everyone in that family except for Sasuke...

how was he gonna kill the child that literally raised??? smh

Me, trying to pick a time period for my fic: Itachi gets help. After the massacre. No, after Shisui dies and he gets his mangekyou. Actually- after his sharingan. I mean. In the warfields. I mean- oh my god there were so many instances in which he could have been helped you all (Konoha + his parents) suck at this stay away from my son actually

My half of an art trade with @hestiashand :-]