Me, Seeing An Article Pop Up About The Possible Itachi Oneshot, Figuring It Was Someone Stretching: Lol

Me, seeing an article pop up about the possible Itachi oneshot, figuring it was someone stretching: lol yeah right in what beautiful reality Me, reading it and checking into it, seeing it might be legit: RARE W FOR THIS REALITY???? KISHIMOTO PLEASE. PLEASE. I NEED TO SEE MY SON. PLEASE.

Me, clicking on a fic that has a horrific and depressing summary that promises nothing but sadness for my favorite character: Oh interesting, sad, but interesting

Me, two chapters in and impatient, trying to read through tears: stupid stupid hurt/comfort. It does not do it's job.

Possessed sword au but it's just Kisame and Zabuza watching Shizuma try to recreate the 7 swordsmen with their heads in their hands

Typical morning conversation between Kisame and Itachi

How are you feeling?

I won’t play your psychological games

Absolutely stupid realization I just came to that I find. So much funnier than it really is.

Blood types. As a concept. Low key sound like some shit you'd find in a soulmate au.

Like oh?? Different people have different blood types in their veins?? You can only take or give blood to those whom you're compatible with??? Their survival depends on that which you were fated with??? Okay buddy.

"just write the story you want to read!" they said. well, guess what, now i have 14 unfinished drafts because apparently, i want to read 14 different stories at once.