I Recently Bought The Full Collection Of The "Scythe" Series By Neal Shuterman Because I Was Like "Oh

I recently bought the full collection of the "Scythe" series by Neal Shuterman because I was like "Oh yeah I used to be obsessed with that series but they only had the first few books at my local library" and upon rereading it. I'm reminded of how much merit the idea of a Scythe x Naruto crossover has. I would read the fuck out of that au. Especially with the Uchiha as Scythes? With *Itachi* as a Scythe? Pls.

The scene where the elder scythe tells the mc that the first requirement to be a Scythe is to not want to be one. Tell me that doesn't have Itachi written all over it.

Man. A fic that follows Itachi going from a child curious about human nature in a world so perfected. To an apprentice trying to grasp the concept of what makes a kill 'righteous' or 'evil' for himself as he trains behind probably either Danzo, Madara, or Orochimaru. Him becoming a full fledged scythe and trying his damndest to fit into a world he doesn't want to be in.

Not to mention his motivation could be to become one in order to assure Sasuke gets eternal immunity. Danzo recruiting him to be his student with the reminder that if he accepts. Itachi will never have to fear for his brother's safety again.

Just. There's so many overlaying themes. That would be so fun to see explored.

You think Itachi ever felt bad that his last few months with his father were filled with fighting and disagreements. Which ended in a resounding "I know we don't always get along but you're my son and I love you anyways". Because I sure do.

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Rewatching the first few episodes of naruto is such an experience every time bc it's like. Look at them all in their lil outfits. Look at their lil soft faces. Look at Sasuke trying so diligently to be a hardass, Naruto running around like a lost puppy, and Sakura's absolute starry eyed potential. They're still babies. Every time I see a piece of fanart of them next to war arc them it invokes actual tears /hj

My new favorite typo of all time: "His eboy eyes-"

Ebony. His eyes are ebony.

Itachi, I'm so sorry.

Or not ig

I made the Akatsuki on the Sims and they’re all heathens.

-Deidara and Hidan keep stomping around the house cussing without prompt

-Hidan keeps pranking the toilet and and as such breaking it repetitively

-Sasori is just. Always sobbing in his bed.

-Kisame has set the house on fire multiple times

-Sasuke keeps visiting and Hidan is Mean to him