I Am So Normal About All The Kirigakure Shinobi. Especially The Aquatic Ones.

I am so normal about all the Kirigakure shinobi. Especially the aquatic ones.

I recently bought the full collection of the "Scythe" series by Neal Shuterman because I was like "Oh yeah I used to be obsessed with that series but they only had the first few books at my local library" and upon rereading it. I'm reminded of how much merit the idea of a Scythe x Naruto crossover has. I would read the fuck out of that au. Especially with the Uchiha as Scythes? With *Itachi* as a Scythe? Pls.

The scene where the elder scythe tells the mc that the first requirement to be a Scythe is to not want to be one. Tell me that doesn't have Itachi written all over it.

Man. A fic that follows Itachi going from a child curious about human nature in a world so perfected. To an apprentice trying to grasp the concept of what makes a kill 'righteous' or 'evil' for himself as he trains behind probably either Danzo, Madara, or Orochimaru. Him becoming a full fledged scythe and trying his damndest to fit into a world he doesn't want to be in.

Not to mention his motivation could be to become one in order to assure Sasuke gets eternal immunity. Danzo recruiting him to be his student with the reminder that if he accepts. Itachi will never have to fear for his brother's safety again.

Just. There's so many overlaying themes. That would be so fun to see explored.

whoops! i want to make tobirama suffer tonight.

what if behind the stoic attitude there wasn’t a guy who denies his emotions (which is the main hc if i’m right) but a guy who spends his nights crying and having breakdowns over and over again and is absolutely miserable. he’s only good at masking! which makes him even more lonely and isolated.

no, it’s not that he’s not interested in friendships or romantic relationships, he simply has no idea how to communicate and connect with people. he feels like nobody wants him and will ever truly love and want him.

hashirama doesn’t count, he’s his brother, of course he loves him. he didn’t choose him. and that’s the point: nobody chooses tobirama.

he is the no-fun, cold, weird and unappealing guy. he clearly isn’t the worst but he is very very average on everything that is not related to power or science/knowledge. just a nerd

I think Izuna deserves to of had blue flames. As a treat.

Or not ig

I made the Akatsuki on the Sims and they’re all heathens.

-Deidara and Hidan keep stomping around the house cussing without prompt

-Hidan keeps pranking the toilet and and as such breaking it repetitively

-Sasori is just. Always sobbing in his bed.

-Kisame has set the house on fire multiple times

-Sasuke keeps visiting and Hidan is Mean to him

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this