Ranting About (and Predicting) Big Boy Boxing (Warning: This Will Be MASSIVE)

Ranting about (and predicting) Big Boy Boxing (Warning: This will be MASSIVE)

Big Boy Boxing is a Punch Out styled indie boss rush game slated for release in mid 2024 with a cartoony style and bosses gimmicks inspired by Cuphead. It's being developed by fledgling studio, Soupmasters, and I am fucking OBSESSED with it!.

The predicting part comes from the official presskit which shows a bunch of boxers not currently sorted into tournaments.

For context, the devs are aiming for 24 unique opponents, we currently know about 6 tournaments and their champions, but given none of them have any final boss energy, I'm going to assume there will be 8 tournaments with 3 opponents each.

Just so we're all on the same page here's a link to the above mentioned presskit, here you can see images for all the mentioned characters:

Freezy's tournament: Freezy Boy is the first champ and this games Glass Joe, with the twist being he can hulk out. I think that makes it pretty clear that the fighters before him will be quite feeble. This makes me think of the Retired Joker and DJ Yamon. Neither a very tough looking and would make good introductions to a few mechanics.

Wild Dude's tournament: We already know about Mr. Adyltmen and of course, Wild Dude, given the latter's love of rats I'm betting Grizzly Rat is gonna be the third character.

Toxic Love's tournament: It turns out we know all three opponents, Coach Skank, Trigger Happy (thought she's been redesigned as a little girl with a giant mallet) and Toxic Love, herself.

Jim Chad's tournament: In addition to Titanic 5000, whose redesign has made him much less intimidating, and Jim Chad we'll see a spiky haired, currently unseen character, whose shadow can be seen with Titanic 5000's and Jim's in a cutscene snippet in the most recent trailer on the Soupmasters channel.

Bruno's tournament: The only guess I have for this one is Master Dong, his zenned out design gives him a tuned-into-nature quality, which fits Bruno's jungle theme.

Dr. Brawn's tournament: Brawn is a stereotypical supervillain, Super Roger is a stereotypical superhero, nuff said. Also there's Chef Kembo, recently reinvented on the official discord as a smaller hunchback (possible lab asisstent archetype) who drinks gasoline and goes by Chef Diesel.

Here's the discord link:

Others: D' Bulldozah and Grand Adultman are quite interesting both could be in the same tournament, but I highly doubt it. I think what's most likely is that Grand Adultman will be in the final tournament (though not the champ) and D'Bulldozah will be in the non-final, non-revealed tournament

That's all I've got for now, hope I got at least someone interested in this serious contender for 2024's GOTY.

My sentiments on Stella neatly summed up.

Do you think the idea that some people are just evil from birth and inherently beyond help to be a terrible message? I've debated people who claims that being mature is "accepting that sometimes people are just jerks" regarding Stella's depiction, but to me it's far more mature to accept that no matter how unlikable and despicable you think someone is, everyone is a person with both positive and negative qualities and the product of their own environment.

Yeah here's the thing: In terms of real people, yes, the effects of nature vs nurture on personality would be a pertinent conversation (and "some people are just jerks" is pretty reductive imo). But fictional characters are never "just like that", at least not in a meta sense. A real person made a conscious choice to make them what they are. And when we get shallow, one-note main characters like Stella (this wouldn't be a problem if she were just a side character), that's usually a sign that the writer was either too lazy to flesh them out properly or just wanted to use them as strawmen to make other characters look better. It boils down to a lack of empathy from the writer, as if this character wasn't worth the time required to make them multifaceted and interesting. But if that character's one of your main villains, it's laughable how backwards that approach is.

Love it!

Sorry for no posting I'm pretty busy since school started

2 years of fixation on monix yaaayy, a redraw of my old sketch I did back in 2021

Modern au

Yeah, it's always fun when a villain starts to crack after losing to the main cast so many times, though Striker's done more than "start" cracking.

i love when men are literally bonkers

Love it, worthy of being the first BBB fanart on the site.

“Looks like we have another great match against—!”

“Wait….who the heck is this guy? This isn’t our usual contender…where’s that glass guy?”

“Short vacation? Aw, damn…”

“Introducing…Freezy Boy! A very special match as a once in a lifetime event collaboration with the BBB corporation!”

“This match should be…interesting indeed!”

A small little piece to draw a boxer from the upcoming boss rush game Big Boy Boxing! This game has many nods and such to PO, and I really enjoy the first contender, Freezy!

I feel like I'm going through Wackford withdraw ,I really hope we see Wally in the next episode since it would make sense to have him be in the episode that introduces the king of Greed.

Who knows, maybe we'll actually get something substantial instead of a sinstagram post or newspaper ad.