Been On Motorcycle Tiktok Thinking About These Two F-ing Around On Their Motorcycles

Been on motorcycle tiktok… thinking about these two f-ing around on their motorcycles…

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Duke: There’s a cop

Jason: Just drive away it’s fine

Duke: No s*** I’m already on the other side of the city

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Bruce: We’re on the same side of the police, even if they’re corrupt we’re all for justice

Duke, a Robin during the Robin War, a motorcyclist, and a black teenager: Uh huh. Of course

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Dick: There’s a motorcyclist going 200 in Crime Alley

Jason: Damn, that’s me

Dick: Sick, do a wheelie

My artfight attacks!!

(Totally didnt forget to post them)

For the record, im too shy to tag the ppl i attacked, so just look here if you want to know more about the ocs of them. <33

Bats builds headcanons p2 olympics edition:

The olympics thing is like a half truth

Bruce: older kickboxer build, a bit more heavy than your usual kickboxer

Dick: acrobat build obviously but he's a rings guy, those triceps are huge

Jason: deadlifter build, a lot of weight and a lot of muscle

Tim: im gonna give him a cyclist build but hes not really a cyclist, he would probably play volley if he was a bit taller

Steph: runner and track build 100%

Damian: kickboxer build but younger, so less bulkier than bruce

Cass: dancer but not olympics dancer/gymnast, like professional ballet/contemporary/modern dancer who is paid to go to the studio and gym everyday, longer than a 9 to 5 and never get out of shape. Those dancers are absolute monsters im telling you /pos

Babs: pre-Oracle is swimmer build, arms bigger than legs but legs equality strong, post-oracle is heavy bow build, those arms are very strong and shoulders are flexible

Duke: marathon build but i could see him in beach volley or badminton

Went to the beach recently and saw a bunch of kids wearing those animal towel ponchos and it made me think of a batman beach episode

Bonus Dick:

me to the void: MUSE! WHAT MUST I DO- *gets billforded* *get billforded* *gets billforded* *gets billfo-

Headcanon that Batburger was sued when they added the Red Robin Meal to their menu.

In court it lead to the arguement that it was clearly not a violation of trademark since it was obviously named after the Gotham Vigilante, whose name was registered on several team roasters.

This leads to a massive lawsuit against Red Robin and any teams he’s on. Except it’s almost impossible to serve him papers.

Tim doesn’t find out until he’s dropping off Two Face at Arkham- where he’s served papers while waiting to get Harvey re-admitted.

He ends up taking Harvey’s legal advice. He wins the suit (After Two Face breaks out, specifically to represent him. The Red Robin Lawyers argue against this, but the judge simply says “what did you expect when you sued a vigilante?”), and when news gets out he changed his name to Drake a year later, Harvey breaks out just to threaten him if he doesn’t change it back.