Actually Not The Worst Pun Ive Ever Heard

Actually not the worst pun I’ve ever heard

Hermes: here’s a joke everyone! what’s the best thing to wear to court?? A law suit!

Poseidon: is this your way of telling us you broke the law again?

Hermes: it’s my third offense!

This would absolutely happen

Aphrodite: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.

Persephone: That's great, Aphrodite. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.

Edric: Hey mom this is my boyfriend Hunter

Hunter: h-hi

Odelia: No, you cannot date this half a witch I will be setting you up with the Golden Guard.

Edric: *voice dripping with sarcasm* Oh no sorry Hunter I guess we have to break up.

Hunter: oh well *wink*

I feel as though this sums up these siblings relationships in a strange but accurate way

Phobos: Problem, I can't tell if this food is over-sauced or undercooked.

Eros: Solution, just pop it back in the oven for another 10 minutes. There's at least a 50% chance that'll fix it, right?

Harmonia: Result? Food has somehow become unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy at the exact same time.

Deimos: No better time than this to pull out my favorite word! Slunchy!

Hermaphrodites: ...put it away.

sums it up pretty well

Ares: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way.

Very true

I’m not normal about them and I will admit it

Sometimes you just need to listen to CLEAR by NEEDTOBREATHE and cry over Kanera for a few minutes.

I don’t make the rules