Actually Not The Worst Pun Ive Ever Heard

Actually not the worst pun I’ve ever heard

Hermes: here’s a joke everyone! what’s the best thing to wear to court?? A law suit!

Poseidon: is this your way of telling us you broke the law again?

Hermes: it’s my third offense!

Absolutely canon

Will and Connor dated very briefly when they were younger and Connor jokes often that those 2 weeks were the best of his life and Will is the one that got away

Nico and Connor both find it hilarious

Will does not

Didn’t get tagged but this is adorable. Very cute.

friends. friends. make a little fishbowl for your blog.

Here’s mine! Forest-y setting to go with my usual theme, a night sky to match my current theme, a writing desk for my stories and piles of books for all the old books I love reading. I also put my cat in there, cause he loves bothering me while I write and a glass bowl would do nothing to stop him.

Tumblr Code.

Bruce forwarding Wayne Enterprises advertisement emails to Tim for him to deal with only to realise too late he's actually been sending them to Jason.

He only finds out as he's driving down town and sees a giant billboard reading 'Wayne Enterprises. Our CEO is getting plowed by Superman. Can you say the same for yours?'

Suprisingly, the share price goes up.

This is basically the scene

Incorrect TOG

Lorcan: I'm here to kidnap you.

Elide:

Lorcan: I've hunted you through the woods for weeks.

Elide:

Lorcan: Whatever magic you're carrying, I'll take it from your cold corpse if I have to—

Elide: You're my husband.

Lorcan: I'm your husband.