Batman And Barry Are Having A Calmif Not Even A Nice Conversation When It Happens. Theyre Walking Around

Batman and Barry are having a calm–if not even a nice conversation when it happens. They’re walking around the Watchtower, talking about the League’s next mission, and that’s when Barry’s face drops, and points to something ahead of them. 

It’s Wally. On one knee. With a small black box in his hand. Dick is in front of him.

They both stop and stare. 

Wally is speaking.

“Richard ‘Dick’,” Wally wiggles his eyebrows suggestively, and Barry wants to die, “Grayson-Wayne, will you do me the honors of being my favorite baby-girl for the rest of my life, and marry the Wall-man?” 

Barry wants to die. He wants to be dead. He wants to dig a 10-foot hole, and cover himself in the dirt, and stay there forever. He can’t even gauge how his face looks right now, and he does not want to look at Batman. The Bat. The guy who decided to dress up as a Man-Bat, go out, and terrorize the criminals of Gotham as a hobby. And his nephew, his loving, funny, fucking stupid, nephew, Wally, just proposed to Batman’s kid. And called himself the “Wall-man” and called the Batkid his “favorite baby girl.”

Dick just said yes.

Barry was not ready to be related to Batman.

Bruce forwarding Wayne Enterprises advertisement emails to Tim for him to deal with only to realise too late he's actually been sending them to Jason.

He only finds out as he's driving down town and sees a giant billboard reading 'Wayne Enterprises. Our CEO is getting plowed by Superman. Can you say the same for yours?'

Suprisingly, the share price goes up.

ok, I’m going to say it. I ship Luzriel. I think they would understand each other really well, and would have a very sweet, caring relationship. They’d works really well together and I think they’d definitely help one another, they’d absolutely be protective and I just think they’re in love. The mating bond between Lucien and Elain is platonic and my opinion and I think they would end up as really great friends and I think she’s support their relationship and be an awesome wingwoman. Ok, continue with your day, that is all.

Did I just finish the Sunbearer Trials? Yes. Did I read it in an hour and a half because I decided that that was just the way my afternoon was going? Yes. Am I going to do it again? Yes.

This absolutely happened

Nile: Nicky is hard to figure out. Who knows what he's thinking.

Joe: Hey, Nicky, whachya thinking about?

Nicky: Frogs.

Joe: He's thinking about frogs.

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