My Bnha Ships But I Describe Them As Horribly As Possible In No Particular Order:

My bnha ships but i describe them as horribly as possible in no particular order:

1. Jirou becoming the class stepmom

2. Bakugo and his pet rock (alternatively, Kirishima and his pet pomeranian)

3. Shinsou and the endeavor to kiss an electrical outlet.

4. Local gravity bisexual gets frog obsession.

5. Boy with abusive dad finds solace in a very special broccoli

6. Caterpillar and cockatoo

7. Local arsonist takes a shining to a chicken

8. Superman finds green Lois lane. (Jon kent included)

Feel free to add your own ships

Not necessarily bnha but I just saw an ao3 tag "unfortunately there is more than one bed" and was so friggin dissapointed at the lack of cuddles

Honestly so many Izuku is blank and blank's love child and I haven't seen Izuku being called Thor and Hulk's love child yet? How?

Midoriya Hisashi : *coming back from wherever he was*

Midoriya Hisashi : oh my son you grew so much!

Midoriya Izuku : *decked in All might and Eraserhead merch standing between the two*

Midoriya Izuku : who is this man?

Uraraka : Deku we would kill a man for you

Shouto : *Nodding along*

Izuku : oh, guys that's so sweet but-

Uraraka : no, really. We will

Midoriya : umm- ok but you don't have to-

Shouto : *sliding over Bakugo's picture* just say the word and they're gone.

I think he'd appreciate a Venus flytrap

Kirishima Eijirou : Valentine’s Day is coming up… What should I buy Bakugou?

Jirou Kyoka : [shrugging] Flowers are traditional.

Kirishima Eijirou : But he’s a guy! That’s not a manly gift at all!

Jirou Kyoka : Then get him some Venus flytraps or something, I don’t know…

Kirishima Eijirou : I’m afraid that’s way too literal a metaphor for our relationship.