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Midoriya Hisashi : *coming back from wherever he was*
Midoriya Hisashi : oh my son you grew so much!
Midoriya Izuku : *decked in All might and Eraserhead merch standing between the two*
Midoriya Izuku : who is this man?
Izuku asking for Shouto's hand in marriage
Izuku : *sees endeavor*
Izuku : *takes out phone*
Izuku : Hey Rei so you know Shouto and ive been dating for so long, and I was wondering if-?
Shouto asking for Izuku's hand in marriage
Shouto : *checking boxes*
Shouto : that's All Might and and Mic sensei down, next, Aizawa.
Nedzu : Gentelmen, I believe I have found something you can both agree on.
Aizawa: Doubt it.
All Might : with all due respect sir, Aizawa san does not like anything about me. And he's stealing my son.
Nedzu : And what will forge your friendship better than.... A common enemy? * Slides them a picture*
Nedzu : Midoriya Hisashi. A neglectful father. Recently came back to Japan and is trying to contact Midoriya Izuku.
Aizawa :.....
All Might :......
Both : It seems there's a stalemate.
Rando: Deku's quirk is very strong and destructive.
Rando : He could be very very dangerous.
Shouto : *knowing full well how unhinged his boyfriend is* Look at him he's a bunny.
Aizawa : *shoving paperwork about Hosu in a drawer* He wouldn't hurt a fly.
All might : *knowing he's just as if not more strong than him and twice as smart* He would cry if he accidentally stepped on a bug.
Hisashi : Uh, excuse me? Sir? I'm here to see my son.
Aizawa : *checking over students and parents list* Who is your son and what is your name?
Hisashi : Izuku. I'm Midoriya Hisashi.
Aizawa : ......
Aizawa : *closes list*
Aizawa : Excuse me for a second.
Aizawa : *on phone* Hizashi, grab Yagi and hurry over. Midoriya Hisashi is here to see problem child.
Hisashi : Problem Child?
Aizawa : Don't worry about it, what you do have to worry about is the fight to the death you're about to face with three pro heroes.
AFO : I will choose Nana Shimura's grandson to be my heir to torture you All might.
AM : No u.
AFO : .... What?
AM : *Grabbing Izuku* Reverse uno bitch.
AFO : Give me back my son you little-
Shouto : Look, I'm not saying I have proof that All might is Midoriya's father.
Shouto : But no one has ever seen them in the same room.
Izuku : My dad went to America!
Shouto : So did All-might. Coincidence? I think not!
Shouto : Look, I'm not saying I have proof that All might is Midoriya's father.
Shouto : But no one has ever seen them in the same room.
Bakugo : I've seen his dad!
Shouto : you've also seen All Might. Check and mate
Shouto : Look, I'm not saying I have proof that All might is Midoriya's father.
Shouto : But no one has ever seen them in the same room.