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HELL'S GREATEST DAD
[MHA VERSION]
[Ft. All Might, Aizawa, AFO, Mic, Deku, and Class 1-A]
[Lyrics MHA Version]
AFO: Haha. Alright then...
Haha!
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Villains (puppet's version):
Dabi: Five stars! Toga: Flawless! Shigaraki: Greater than great!
OFA: Oh, with the punch of a pentagram. I wap-bam-boom, alakazam. Usually, I charge for stealing or transfer Quirks. But you get the family rate thanks dad!
Izuku: (thanks dad!)
OFA: Who needs a skeleton
(All Might), now that you've got the whole world?
(wow)
Michelin-tasting menu,"Free À La Carte" I'll rig the game for you because I'm the...
R E F!
Champagne fountains, caviar mountains, that's just a start!
All Might: Who's been here since day one?
Who's been faithful as a nun (or hero)?
Who makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun?
Your #1 Pro Hero?
Izuku: (That's true!)
All Might: I'm your guy, your day-to-day. Your chum, your my Mentor! Remember when I broke Aoyama out of Jail?
✨Aoyama:✨I was stuck, thank you sir!✨
Izuku: (Oh you!)
Aizawa: I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond
Izuku: (aw)
Aizawa: You're like the child that I wish that I had
AFO: (uh, what?)
All Might: (uh, Excuse me?)
Aizawa: I care for you, just like a son I spawned
AFO: (Hold on now!)
Aizawa:It's a little funny, you could almost call me...
D A D !
Class 1-A: *Shocked and gasped*
Meanwhile, Todoroki: *conspiracy theory*
[AFO starts a fight throwing his fireball at All Might.]
[All Might using his Detroit Smash at AFO.]
[Aizawa had enough of them and tangled them upside down in his scarf]
All Might: They say, when you're looking for assistance. It's smart to pick the path of least resistance
OFA: Others say, that in your needy hour. There's no substitute for...
E X T R E M E P O W E R!
Who just happens to also be your
B L O O D !
Aizawa: Sadly, there are times a birth parent is a dud. They say The Family you choose is better
AFO: (what a bunch of losers)
All Might: Can you butt out of my song?
AFO: (Your song? I started this!)
All Might: I'm singing it, I'll finish it!
AFO: (Oh, you tacky piece of–)
Aizawa: THAT'S ENOUGH-
[MIC ENTERS]
Mic: It's me, yes it's me!
Aizawa: (Hizashi?!)
Mic: I know you were all waiting for me!
Izuku: (uh, Present Mic-)
Mic: I'm here, what a gas!
All Might: (uh, Mic-)
Mic: Took a while, but I'm present at last!
It's me,it's me...
HIZASHI!!
Everyone: ...
AFO:...Who?
I'm watching My Hero and already I adopted 19 children,a Mineta, and a Dad Might
Send halp??????
Happy Birthday to Allmight! (dad might)
I want to wish allmight a very happy birthday!
ᴛᴏꜱʜɪɴᴏʀɪ ʏᴀɢɪ ❖ ꜱʏᴍʙᴏʟ ᴏꜰ ᴘᴇᴀᴄᴇ ☆ (ᴊᴜɴᴇ 10) Ღ
✧･ﾟ: *✧ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜᴅᴀʏ ᴀʟʟ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ❢ ✧*:･ﾟ✧
— “When there’s nothing to be gained, rising to the challenge at those times... is surely the mark... of a true hero!”
ʏᴀɢɪ ᴛᴏꜱʜɪɴᴏʀɪ ✮ 八木俊典 ❀ (ᴊᴜɴᴇ 10) ♡
🅷🅰🅿🅿🆈 🅱🅸🆁🆃🅷🅳🅰🆈 🅰🅻🅻 🅼🅸🅶🅷🆃❢
ᴛᴏꜱʜɪɴᴏʀɪ ʏᴀɢɪ ♢ 八木俊典 ♢ ᴀʟʟ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ♢ オールマイト (ᴊᴜɴᴇ 10)
*✧・ﾟ🅷🅰🅿🅿🆈 🅱🅸🆁🆃🅷🅳🅰🆈 🅰🅻🅻 🅼🅸🅶🅷🆃!!・ﾟ*:・ﾟ✧
’Those who keep smiling are the strongest, after all.’ -Yagi Toshinori ☆ (June 10)
Happy Birthday All Might!
Midoriya Hisashi goes to their apartment first when he comes back and Inko slams the door on his face.
He then goes to UA. Everyone, except maybe Izuku and Bakugo is like ... Who is this man? Where did he come from? Why is looking for Midoriya? Omg is he a villain?
"no, I'm Hisashi Midoriya"
"????"
"Izuku Midoriya's father?"
Nezu has to eject him from the building so the teacher's don't challange him to a fight to the death for dadhood.
Inko : And this is your father in law.
Shouto : *squinty eyes* hello.
Inko : and that's another one.
Shouto : Called it
Inko : And there's another one
Shouto : Sensei? I'm not surprised.
Inko : And there's another one
Shouto : is that Mic sensei?
Inko : Oh! Him too.
Shouto : Please step away from the supervillain
Inko : And him too.
Shouto : i thought Stain was in Tartarus?
Midoriya Hisashi : *coming back from wherever he was*
Midoriya Hisashi : oh my son you grew so much!
Midoriya Izuku : *decked in All might and Eraserhead merch standing between the two*
Midoriya Izuku : who is this man?
Toshinko in the DFO au is such a fucking concept though, you killed my master? Well, bear witness as I steal not only your son but your wife as well how do you like that afo?
Looking for some Dadmight vs. Dad For One content 🅱️ please. Preferably with Dadzawa coming out as the winner
I'mma add fuel to Todo's fire
You know who, if they had a child couldn't contact them for their job and safety reason for a long period of time?
Also y'all know who we know did go to America for a period of time?
You know who would come up with an absolutely bs quirk when his wife would ask him to hide his multiple quirks?
You know who could potentially pass down no quirks since he was born quirkless?
You know who possibly had a de miscled form even before his injury?
Yup. Toshinori Yagi
AU where you're born with one thing written on your wrist that everyone assumes about you, but is untrue. You may think this is an angst prompt about quirked and quirkless but I want you to imagine Izuku being born with All Might's Son on his wrist.
(Aizawa, 5 year old : mom why do I have 'father of 20' written on my wrist?
Aizawa, 35 year old : I don't have 20 kids, I have 21)
Hisashi : Uh, excuse me? Sir? I'm here to see my son.
Aizawa : *checking over students and parents list* Who is your son and what is your name?
Hisashi : Izuku. I'm Midoriya Hisashi.
Aizawa : ......
Aizawa : *closes list*
Aizawa : Excuse me for a second.
Aizawa : *on phone* Hizashi, grab Yagi and hurry over. Midoriya Hisashi is here to see problem child.
Hisashi : Problem Child?
Aizawa : Don't worry about it, what you do have to worry about is the fight to the death you're about to face with three pro heroes.
Shouto : Look, I'm not saying I have proof that All might is Midoriya's father.
Shouto : But no one has ever seen them in the same room.
Izuku : My dad went to America!
Shouto : So did All-might. Coincidence? I think not!
Shouto : Look, I'm not saying I have proof that All might is Midoriya's father.
Shouto : But no one has ever seen them in the same room.
Bakugo : I've seen his dad!
Shouto : you've also seen All Might. Check and mate
Shouto : Look, I'm not saying I have proof that All might is Midoriya's father.
Shouto : But no one has ever seen them in the same room.
Devourer
Devourer by TripleBerry (Rieka)
Izuku will be a hero, because there is no other option.
He will save everyone, because there is no other option.
And he will eat them whole, because there is no other option.
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“This interrogation is classified, only to be viewed by those with information clearance Class 11 or above. If you do not have the stated clearance, please do not continue to listen to this interrogation. Failure to comply with these restrictions will result in a fine of 66% of all assets, income, and accounts, as is stated in the Selective Information Act of 2151, section B, subsection iii. Criminal charges may also be pressed.”
The recorder sputtered, before beeping.
“Hello, my name is Tsukauchi Naomasa, detective of the Major Crimes Division of the Shizuoka Prefecture, serving at station 577 in Musutafu. My quirk is called Lie Detector, registration number 321459301. I will be explicitly stating whether a given response is a truth or a lie. Alright, All Might. Let’s begin. For the record, can you please state your name, age, quirk, and date of birth…”
The hand-held recorder popped and sputtered. A gloved hand slammed down near it, causing it to jump. It popped once more, before continuing to play.
“Toshinori Yagi, age fifty-two, quirkless, birthday, June 10th.”
“Thank you,” papers rustled loudly, and the voices after were muffled. The detective had placed a file over his recorder, “Now, will you please state your relation to the villain All for One?”
“He’s my son.”
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Also known as: Izuku was born to fight All for One.
“Hisashi midoriya this” “hisashi midoriya that”
THIS IS HIS REAL DAD.
