Completely Correct Boku No Hero Academia - Tumblr Posts
Aizawa: *Checking his kids over before they head over to their work study*
Aizawa : And for the length of this excercise you all will be on your best behavior
Students : Of course sensei.
Aizawa : *to the mentors* for the length of this excercise, these kids are your heart attacks.
Nighteye : Don't you mean headac-
Aizawa: Your. Heart. Attacks
Midoriya Hisashi : *coming back from wherever he was*
Midoriya Hisashi : oh my son you grew so much!
Midoriya Izuku : *decked in All might and Eraserhead merch standing between the two*
Midoriya Izuku : who is this man?
Midoriya Izuku : I have bones!
Recovery Girl : *pouring vodka in her water bottle* And that became my problem
Izuku asking for Shouto's hand in marriage
Izuku : *sees endeavor*
Izuku : *takes out phone*
Izuku : Hey Rei so you know Shouto and ive been dating for so long, and I was wondering if-?
Shouto asking for Izuku's hand in marriage
Shouto : *checking boxes*
Shouto : that's All Might and and Mic sensei down, next, Aizawa.
Post sports festival
Izuku : you're my friend now I've decided
Shouto : I'm your friend? Do I have a choice in the matter?
Izuku : nope!
Shouto : *choked up* ok
HC : Hawks, we need you to spy on the LOV. Possibly using this person as an in
HC : *slides pic of Dabi*
Hawks : ooh Honeypot mission!
HC : No! That's not what we-
Hawks : shhh I've got it, I'll seduce that bad boy so hard.
Hawks : *sees dabi*
Hawks : possibly depressed villain with daddy issues?
Hawks :
Hawks : Hey there
Villain : *doing villain things, sees Deku incoming*
Warning signs : you know... Something has to be about that child, he's one of the top ranking in hero class, close to all might......
Villain : sure but look at at him, he's a baby.
Ws :
Villain:
Villain : .... Why does the baby have a knife ?
Shouto : Kirishima you're friends with Tetsutetsu right?
Kirishima : Yeah bro why?
Izuku : Todoroki please....
Shouto : I need you to ask him something
Izuku : I'm asking for my own sanity
Kirishima : Ok?
Shouto : What is his middle name?
Endeavor, post sports festival : I don't care if he got you to use your fire side, cut off ties with that boy right now!
Shouto : you know what, I think I'm gonna marry him.
Endeavor : All Might's successor will never be a Todoroki. I forbid it.
Shouto : Bold of you to assume I won't become a Midoriya.
Nedzu : Alright, thank you Vlad. Aizawa, please introduce your students.
Aizawa : All right, *cracks knuckles*
Iida : oh boy.
Aizawa : The mother
Momo: I-
Aizawa : The father who commited a fellony.
Iida : *sigh*
Aizawa : Anger issues
Bakugo : Fuck your too.
Aizawa : Daddy issues
Shouto : Fair enough
Aizawa : Self sacrifice bisexual
Deku : I-
Aizawa : Dumbass bisexual
Kaminari: Called out
Aizawa : Dumbass pansexual, this time with acid.
Ashido : Here!
Aizawa : Space bi with a frog obsession.
Uraraka : Sensei please-
Aizawa : The actual frog
Asui : Kero
Aizawa : The Karate kid
Ojiro : Ok i guess
Aizawa : Gossip handler
Hagakure : That's me!
Aizawa : Gossip handler but sparkly.
Ayoma: Oui
Aizawa : The step mother who married the mother.
Jirou : *thumbs up*
Aizawa : The high one
Sero : Sir I-
Aizawa : The diabetes risk
Satou : Fair
Aizawa : The actually pure one
Kouda : (◕ᴗ◕✿)
Aizawa : The rock.
Kirishima : That's me!
Aizawa : The emo one
Tokoyami : What a mad banquet of darkness.
Aizawa : The one who wanted the hero name octopussy but refrained.
Shouji : ....
Aizawa : The honourary member, me but purple.
Shinsou : Sup.
Aizawa : Last and the least, the mistake.
Mineta : .......
*Izuku shows Shouto old pre quirk comics and instantly regrets it*
Shouto : Izuku!
Izuku : no
Shouto : but look at this!
Izuku : shou please, stop the Lovechild thing.
Shouto : Thor and Hulk
Izuku : please. I'm begging.
Shouto: The lighting! Mixed with the green.
Izuku : For heaven's sake
Shouto : The Smash!
I read a Inko Shimura theory now Yall have this:
Inko: Oh! Hello, I'm Inko Shimura, and you are?
AFO : Eh- erm- *looking at her hair* I'm midori....
AFO : .....Midori-a?
AFO : yeah, Midoriya! .