I Have No Idea If Anyone Has Pointed This Out, And I Wouldnt Have The Balls To Post This If My Brain

I have no idea if anyone has pointed this out, and I wouldn’t have the balls to post this if my brain wasn’t trying to cha cha slide out of my skull, but how is anyone shocked that Bruce ‘I can’t kill even once or I become a spree killer and maybe an edge lord clown’ Wayne produced the stab happy Damian Wayne. I mean, yeah he was raised by the League, but whenever Bruce kills someone he seems to loose all control and it’s just a blood bath after that. Bruce himself admits that if he killed once he wouldn’t be able to stop. How is it a shock that Damian turned out the way he did. Actually if you think of it, Damian is better in this than Bruce. Damian has killed before and in comics and/or movies where Damian stays with Bruce, he stops killing. Damian has the self control and will where his father doesn’t.

My ADHD is out of control, I just spent the past three hours hyperfixated on making two or maybe three pounds of mac and cheese from scratch at my equivalent of 1 am. I did this instead of sleeping. I also used no measurements, just used feeling, I ended up cooking 1.5 pounds of elbows, two pounds+ of extra sharp cheddar cheese, random cheese I had in my fridge, some butter and some milk.

Back To Work Karen

Karen: I didn’t have to do this before.

Me:*not yet murderous and smiling* well it’s become part of our new protocols

Karen: Why?

Me: *still not quite murderous* The powers that be said so.

Karen: But why?

Me:*Now irritated and grateful for my mask* The higher ups made the rule

Karen: I just don’t understand why.

Coworker: It’s become part of our new protocols.

*Cue back and forth Karen going ‘why’ at my brick wall of a coworker as I grow murderous.*

Me: Because the signs says so! *points at the sign right next to her*

Karen: Oh okay *finishes transaction and goes on her way*

Me: Because the fucking sign says so Karen! Just do what your told and fuck off! fuck!

Coworker: I thought you were going to jump the counter, your voice was getting a little high there.

Me: I’m going to murder someone, maybe that basic white bitch with the Pinterest knitted mask. We’re not payed enough to be thrown face first into natural selection like this.

Amazing Things Happen - by Alexander Amelines. I just found this gem and I felt the need to spread it around.